I've had s** with over fourty prostitutes

It doesn't bother me that I paid for s**. For many years I went on business trips and I didn't feel like going to a bar in a strange town and trying to seduce some local girl so I used escort services.

This enabled me to be with many types of women. White, black, latino asian and every mixture thereof. Many different sixes and shapes and ages (they were all 18 or older).

It was fun while it lasted but being retired and old I just can't make myself get with a young girl. I'm fat, pot bellied and stooped. No more s** for me.

I got my memories though.

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  • Good, and how many STD's have you dealt with?

  • Get yourself back to shape & action!

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