I p*** on the edge of the puppy pads my wife puts down for her puppy, I make sure part of it is on the floor. She can't understand how such a small dog has such large turds or such a large quantity...it's hilarious to me so I may start pooping on the couch too.Feb 24, 2016
If you think acting like a dog is hilarious, you should try some puppy play. It's fun. I do that with my girlfriend. She doesn't mind me acting like a puppy.
Hahaha no!! Ignore the haters lol, this story is awesome😅😅 makes me wanna get a pup just so I can do it lmao
How sad for you and especially your wlfe. Have you seen a doctor about your scattalogical obsession? Try to stop doing this until you speak to someone because it is very unfair to your spouse.
You are sick.