Panties for the homeless
My boyfriend and I are on the way to the laundromat. We stop at a light and there is a homeless guy thete with a sign that says, Anything will help. God Bless. My boyfriend turns and starts digging around in the back seat. He comes up with a dirty pair of my undies. Before I can say anything he tosses them to the homeless guy. The homeless guy gets a big smile on his face and winks at me. We pull away and I'm like, what the f***, dude! My boyfriend says, "his sign said anything will help. Just because he's homeless doesn't mean he doesn't jack one out. Have a heart, babe. Your panties are probably going to be the highlight of his day."