Late night craigslist s**

Just got home after leaving the house at 5am to have s** with a questionable transexual from craigslist. Took my taser "just incase they were a weirdo", but turns out she/he was a really nice legit transexual with a tiny d***, which made me feel pretty good about myself, and nobody got tased.
walked home having had s** with a transexual for 4 hours, carrying a taser in my pocket, wondering what I am doing with my life, but the realisation that I came on his little d*** felt like an achievement... asserting my dominance, and strutting my stuff rollin' dirty on road with significant swagger. Probably will regret when I sober up, but I like collecting stories not to tell the grandkids.

I am straight. well... I guess there is no 100% of anything is there..? either way, I should probably have tased myself to sleep and woken up refreshed and gone to the gym.

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  • Lmao

  • I've been there... I did regret it but I have to move on now.

  • Wow.disturbing. what makes the person transexual if still has d*** etc. U jst had gay s** that's it.

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