S*** fart f*** cow moo arousal f****** training

S*** FART SNIFF AROUSAL COW PIG MOOO MUD F****** TRAINING. I am a blond 30 something wife with a 30 something husband. I have recently taught my husband to become aroused by the scent of my farts. It is to the point where he becomes completely excited when I cut the cheese and often asks me to fart in his face when we are intimate. I tease him by eating refried beans in public and then farting. He begs me not to because it turns him on too much and he cannot stand up in public after I fart near him.
One of our hottest fantasies was where he wore a latex hood and I ate several bean burritos and farted inside of the latex hood. All he could breathe where my farts. My farts were his oxygen. NOW THE ONLY WAY HE CAN F*** ME IS ME MOOING LIKE A COW IN THE MUD AND HE HAS TO WEAR A BULLSMASK. IT MAKES HIM FEEL H**** BULLFUCKING IN A BULLHORN COWS MASK FARTING AND SMELLING THE COW S*** EVERYWHERE. THIS IS WHERE THIS S*** LEADS TO. USE ME AS YOUR RODEOCOCKINGBULL FART F*** MOO-COW, CAN YOU TELL WE LOVE THIS S***! F*** INFRONT OF THE FARMERS ITS GREAT AT THE DIRTY COW PADDIES.

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