I got caught with a pineapple up my bum by my grandmother.

I went to my grandparents farm for holiday and was feeling h**** and decided to finger my ass. Decided to stick a pineapple in there.
Had it about have way in when she walked in.

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  • How did you hear about this pineapple thing then?

  • Guess the fruit or proof is in your pudding poosies now.

  • What trying to make a granade out of a pineapple?

  • The b**** at least offer to help you get the rest inside you?

  • Impossible or else you are gaping

  • Either a very small pineapple or you're way over weight.

  • No you didn't!

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