I Really Want to Have S** With my Friend

Basically my best friend has this weird running joke where she calls me things like 'bae' and is like 'marry me' but it's 100% a joke and I know this pretty much for a fact. At first it was funny and I always laughed at it but like she's incredibly hot and it's a big problem because we're really close and I have no idea what to do. It's at a point where I went to a party and she was there and she literally rested her head on my stomach and lay on me for a very long time. Where do I even start… like I have to deal with her acting like she's my girlfriend constantly, which she thinks is all good because we're such close friends and it's all part of this running joke of hers. I can't say anything to her because I really value her as a friend and if I mentioned anything it would totally wreck our friendship, plus her parents probably wouldn't let her enter a relationship at this time, especially not with me.
My darned l*** is way too much at this point and like ARGH, WHY! She wouldn't even believe me if I said anything, and add that to the fact that she's pretty much trying to set me up with one of her friends, who's also really nice and very pretty, but I'm just not feeling it, you know? It also really bugs me when she talks about her latest crush because it's like WHY CAN'T YOU JUST HAVE ONE ON MEEEEEEEE!
Anyway, rant over, I'll just continue being blue-balled 'til I can actually be bothered to get a girlfriend.
R.I.P. my s** drive.

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  • The worse thing you can do to any woman is not believe her especially when it involves sexual assault. I understand that there are women who for whatever reason lie about rape to gain sympathy. And that's really very sad. But this is the woman that you are hoping to marry and spend your life with? You know your relationship best, has your fiance been dishonest with you and has cheated prior? You definitely neet to figure out your feelings, but in this scenario it may be best to speak with a therapist. Encourage your gf to 1. press charges and 2. go to a therapist for her own trauma. If she says she doesn't want to, you have to respect it. It's a terrible situation across the board, no matter how you look at it.

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