A day in the life of a douchebag part1
I F***** my Goldfish(Albert)!
Its was a gold day in September, And I was bored. My parents were gone so I said f*** it. I filled up my exboyfriend/fish's tank with wine and watched him drink. I pulled out my d*** and stuck it up his ass. He hated it and his ass bleed. 5 minutes later he died and his tank was white. Later that day I ate a bag of doritos and f***** my girlfriend...The End