P**** size

I think my p**** is small, it is 9 inches long, and 5 inches around, and 2 inches wide. I wonder at time if I ever get a chance to f*** a girl, would she laugh at me.

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  • Ur a f*** up

  • I haven't been on this site in a loooooong time, and I have one thing to say: YOU STILL HERE MAN? GET A LIFE!

  • so buy another one from the same sick magazine you bought the first one.

  • Okay,
    so I'm just wondering.
    Is lying like..a daily thing for you?
    Or is this jsut a one time deal..

  • Yes, you are small. You are what's clinically known as a pencil-d***. The average size of a man's p**** is 14 inches long and 3 1/2 inches across.
    If you can't maintain an erection for at least 4 hours of solid pumping and get erect 5 times (to completion) in an evening, word will get out and youi'll be polishing your k*** all by yourself for the rest of your life.

    Happy now?

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