S** in the Garage
Read this site quite a bit but never have anything to contribute until now. My sister-inlaw has always been a very flirty woman. She says harmless sexual s*** all the time and normally I just ignore her. She has even made sexual gestures to me but I normally just act like I don't see it, or laugh it off like she's being silly. She has been this way for as long as I have known my wife. I even said something to my wife about it, but she told me that's just who she is, she's harmless.
The family decided to come to our house this year for the holidays. Aunt's, uncles, cousins, mom, dad, brother, and the in laws. Needless to say we had a full house. Christmas eve was a chaotic day. Everyone preparing food, rapping gifts, and visiting. I'm not a very social person, that is my wife, so I tend to hide as much as I can whenever I can.
We live out in the country on 4 acres with several outbuildings, including a couple garages and a she shed. My wife was busy helping prepare food when she asked me to go out to her shed and get a yard ornament she made for her mother. I took this as an opportunity to hide for a bit and snuck out to the shed by myself. I no more than got the TV turned on when the door opened, it was Sister-inlaw. I asked her if she needed to get something too, but she just said nope, followed you out her to be alone. I offered her a seat and before long she started making sexual innuendos. I decided to try something different this time and call her bluff. I calmly said "you know, you have been hinting about f****** me for years now, why don't you s*** or get off the pot"
Well, she called my bluff. She got up, looked at me and said "it's about f****** time" Then she unbuttoned her blouse and pulled up her bra exposing her beautiful t***. She unzipped her pants, pulled them and her underwear down bending over the table. She looked at me and said "you better hurry up if we're f****** before someone comes looking for us" I don't know why I did it, but I jumped up pulled my pants down and slid my d*** inside her. I pumped her from behind until both of us had an o*****. Then she left the shed leaving me there by myself.
They all went home after Christmas, but my sister-inlaw texted me the other day and said she hopped I liked my Christmas present and that the secret is safe with her. I guess she's not so harmless after all.