I f****** hate my stepdad. So much so I usually call him Fucktoad and have dreams about slapping the f*** out of him. He actually called the cops on me three times bc of fights my family members have had. One time he legit drove me to the police station. He has my mom wrapped around his finger and she doesnt realize how much of a d*** he is. He drinks all the time and it mean for no reason. One time my mom heard him say he hates his life and wishes he never married my mom. Well, me too f*****. I really want to get revenge somehow but Im unsure how. I was considering putting dead mice in his work van, but my cats havent brought me any :((. I also sometimes want to push his motorcycle over, but my mom actually loves it. I love my mom. I just really want to show fucktoad that he cant come into my family and ruin my life like this. Oh, hes also pretty physical when he is mad. Is it bad I had hoped he had skin cancer? To be clear, I dont want to like kill him bc im not that crazy, but I do want to ruin his life like he had mine. Any suggestions for petty revenge?