Kids are f****** annoying
I confess that I f****** despise children from ages 0-13ish. 0-3 is cry, s***, cry, s***, 4-7 is running their mouth about s*** you don't care about, and 8-10 is just nags and annoying in general, 11-13 is cringe fortnite dancing. And then there's 14-16 where they actually start becoming people and past that they're just smaller adults. But I can't tell you how many times I've been in the theatre or at a restaurant and the f****** crying festival starts. Oh joy, just what I want, to be dressed in a suit drinking 80 dollar wine at the fanciest restaurant in town with my wife and suddenly the g******* little f***** starts crying, and the mom goes through that whole song and dance of that stupid baby talk that's like an octave above her normal speaking voice talking like a retarded monkey and then she goes outside with the kid until it stops. Like I just feel bad for her but not really, because right, lady there's nothing on the menu less than 20 dollars and you couldn't hire a teenage girl to take care of your baby for like two hours? What's up with that? And then you have the ones that don't cry and s*** but they do wear their f****** green and blue dinosaur t shirts, like EVERY ONE OF THEm has the same g****** shirt! You've seen it, I've seen it, the green shirt with the blue dinosaurs on it! Everyone's seen it because they all look the same. They look like you took an overweight person, shaved their heads completely bald made their eyes bigger than a f****** anime girl's eyes and shot them with a shrink ray. And you know that thing where a baby will just... look at you... and they don't stop... and you look at them... and it keeps f****** going... and they won't stop... WHAT THE F*** IS UP WITH BABIES MAN? Like what the actual f*** do babies do except puke and cry and s*** and p*** and scream for their, well in Spanish it's chupete, that thing they suck on but I don't know what Americans call it.