I always wake up with a b**** so if the wife isnt into anything sexual I'll wait until she gets out of bed and then get myself off thinking impure thoughts. The quicker i need to be, the more impure the thoughts.
The worst of which is when I imagine my wife and daughter-in-law going down on one another and begging me to f*** them both. Haha. I wish!!

It's a wonderful thought. I hope it happens for you SOON.

I’m 48. If I don’t get a good f****** from my hubby I definitely pet my kitty. She needs plenty of attention.

3-4 fingers will do. No toys

Why the objection to s** toys? Try it . . . you will love it!! A lovely little JackRabbit, or a simple vibrator or an oversized black d****. Or get one of each (especially BBC). They will change your entire life!

So you like having s** with animals. Good. I don't eat meat anyway