Finger it out

I shoved my little finger deep up my nose into my milky crispy booger swamp pit, twisted my finger it and pulled out a massive gooey booger which was clogged up in my nail there was even a complementary hair plucked clean inside it, I wiped it on the wall in the toilet near the mirror at work and watched it dry. I went into the toilet days later and started drawing circles around it, Even with an arrow and the words "LOL"