I am wondering

Fake cake don't have STD's or STI's in them.

The shitbirds posting these confessions (mostly old men pretending to be girls) get so caught up in the details of trying to convince other readers these fables are real they forget to add in the negatives of sleeping with a minor/sister/step dad and sti/std’s ohh and prison. I guess they also forget to catch the last plane from fantasy island too.

Reality always spoils the fun of fantasy.