I p***** myself in my bosses cars.

I was out drinking with my boss. Bad idea number one!

Then instead of going to the bathroom. I went into his car! Bad idea number two!

Then I p***** myself, it wasn't a drop drop.

Damn! I'm stupid. Don't drink kids it will ruin your life.

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