I'm an empowered woman and i raped the UPS driver

I knew that this title would grab your attention. LOL! Now read on.

The insane news story that I found earlier this month goes out to all of the trolls on social media who've either flamed me over the past 20 years, or who've deleted my posts relating to my preferred topic.

Keep in mind that the perp in this headline is a woman named Imani C**. Here's the headline, and you can Google it:

"Death of hospital worker killed by knee to groin ruled a homicide"

So Imani C** actually used her knee to kill this guy? Very interesting?

News stories such as these; although rare, will trigger my PTSD. They inspire me to get drunk as a skunk, and then they inspire me to post pointless s*** on the internet.

My confession is that I'm absolutely relieved that my g***** weren't anywhere near Imani C**'s knee when this s*** went down.

29 days

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  • Damn. For a moment there, I thought I had finally found the woman who raped me while I was delivering packages. Thanks for nothing, dkwad.

  • What the h*** are you talking about??

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