My Confessions

i think lucy from "live free or die hard" is super hot.

i refuse to have s** while listening to any song other than "Rock you like a hurricane" by "the scorpions"

i like to tickle my a****** right before i unleash "the dog of war"

i invented water

i dont like getting mad. i have a tendency to turn green and destroy everything

i wrote all the lyrics to every song ever written with the exception of that "i love you, you love me" song from barney. i'm pretty sure tom cruise wrote that

i have an o***** EVERY time i m*********

i am not jonah hill but i am a secret agent for myself

i bribe animals with food

king kong aint got s*** on me

i am the definition of awesome

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  • Hands down most entertaining! you touched my heart!

  • hahahaha that is excellent

  • ^ I refuse to trust the comment of someone who can't spell EVER properly.

  • "i invented water"

    LMAO best confession EVAR

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