i think lucy from "live free or die hard" is super hot.
i refuse to have s** while listening to any song other than "Rock you like a hurricane" by "the scorpions"
i like to tickle my a****** right before i unleash "the dog of war"
i invented water
i dont like getting mad. i have a tendency to turn green and destroy everything
i wrote all the lyrics to every song ever written with the exception of that "i love you, you love me" song from barney. i'm pretty sure tom cruise wrote that
i have an o***** EVERY time i m*********
i am not jonah hill but i am a secret agent for myself
i bribe animals with food
king kong aint got s*** on me
i am the definition of awesome