Weird-ass confession

I was 7(??) and my cousin was 10(??). We were upstairs in our room... I had gerbils at the time. We took the gerbils out of their cages and for some reason... we put them inbetween our butt cheeks. (I have no idea whose idea that was) Their tails spun around really fast, it was weird... poor gerbil...

After that... we put them back in their cages... and my cousin wanted to make out with me. I said "Uh, no... I'll just make out with a gerbil instead" and somehow she sort of ended up bullying me into it... she said she just wanted to know what it felt like. So we started making out... looking back at it, it still kind of weirds me out. We were both girls... and cousins... and we put gerbils up our a****!! What was wrong with us?!

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  • ^ Ummm.... no.... she said,

    "... and we put gerbils up our a****!! "

    Try reading next time.

  • I smell a s***** gerbil here.
    7 and 10 and you're shoving gerbils up your a****?
    I don't think so.

  • XD

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