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Dear Wife,

NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE V***** MONOLOGUES, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, ON FIRST THOUGHT I THOUGH HEY, IT HAS THE WORD V***** IN IT SO MAYBE ITS OK AND NOT THREATENING TO MY MASCULINITY CAUSE GUYS LIKE VAGINAS AND STUFF, RIGHT? BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT NO, NO IT WASNT IT COULDNT BE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IF MY OWN WIFE WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO SEE IT, SHE ONLY LIKES D****. SO THAT MEANS IT COULD ONLY BE ONE OTHER THING- SOME FEMENIST CRAP. AND SO NO, NO WIFE, I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH THE V***** MONOLOGUES BECAUSE I AM A MAN WITH CHEST HAIR AND MANLY PRINCIPLES AND I CANT MAKE NO SENSE OF FEMINITSTS AND MONOLOGUES AND S***, F*** MAN ISN'T EVERY WOMAN JUST A V***** MONOLOGUE? WHY WOULD I WANT TO PAY TO WATCH MORE OF THEM, F*** THAT S*** MAN.

Sincerely,
Robert

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  • Notice you're saying this here and not to her. You're going to the V***** Monologues. P****.

  • 'ello all, I'm the OP of these quirky "OP here," comments. My mum found out that I posted these silly comments posing as the OP of all of these confessions and she's forcing me post this apology now. I'm sorry mates, I didn't ever mean no harm by any of it. I was taking the p*** out of you all. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for my meddling mum!
    Cheers

  • HAHAHA " i am a man with chest hair"

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