I'M IN MY PANTIES.
As promised. I actually hate my cat. He watches me change and stands on my tummy when I attempt to sleep. Oh, and miaows loudly in my ear at about 6 in the morning whilst trampling on my hair.
In other confessional news, I HAVE purchased new panties. I'm wearing them, but not exclusively. There is nothing masturbation worthy in this confession. I'm just wasting your time talking about cats. (Unless you get off on that. Cats are pretty cool, but not THAT cool. Also they leave grit everywhere.)
My hatred of my cat is verging on the extreme at this point in time. He just threw up on my carpet. I liked that carpet.