I know this breaks all convention or tradition but
Will You Marry Me?...
I know you check this site several times a day, and thought it would be romantic to propose on here to you. Of course you know who you are!
I want us to have the first Confessionpost marriage!
If you say yes, I thought we could even exchange vows on here. We'll get a priest to ordain it later, but I just thought that this would be perfect timing and didn't want to propose over the phone, so here I am! We'll have plenty of witnesses here. Please darling, I'm on one knee as I type this.
The love of your life,