I know this breaks all convention or tradition but

Will You Marry Me?...
I know you check this site several times a day, and thought it would be romantic to propose on here to you. Of course you know who you are!
I want us to have the first Confessionpost marriage!
If you say yes, I thought we could even exchange vows on here. We'll get a priest to ordain it later, but I just thought that this would be perfect timing and didn't want to propose over the phone, so here I am! We'll have plenty of witnesses here. Please darling, I'm on one knee as I type this.

The love of your life,

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  • Danny boy, you are the sweetest and of course....


  • Jessica, I don't know what to say, my heart is broken. I've already made arrangements to have the ring returned. I really thought that this could work out. Oh well :[

  • The first Confessionpost website wedding? I bet you've already registered at the local Goodwill haven't you?

  • Oh honey, my heart breaks at reading your reply. Do you just need more time to think about it? I'll give you time if you need it. I bought a ring and everything. Please tell me that wasn't you my love! Please!

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