I fart during s**

I cant keep a relationship for long because I think that my farting turns off my boyfriends. It is akward when it happens but they never say anything, so I am not sure that they know I have done it. They last time I farted during s** the odor was strong I thought I would die. Needless to say that I am afraid to have oral s** because that could prove disastrous!! The dr. says to modify my diet but that has not changed things. I fart about 200 times a day. Some loud some smelly all dayband night long!!! I wish I could be freed from my fart prison outside of that I am very fit and look great.

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  • poor fartbag :,( as for eastern european guys, just buy some bright colored towels and interesting soaps and make it sound like an adventure. before you know it, he'll be smiling and laughing and splashing water all over the floor. your farts will only add to the fun. if you cant get your bombs in czech, this may be a solution.

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