For five years I faked every o***** I had with you. I couldn't figure out why I couldn't o*****, but now I know it's because I'm actually a lesbian, and I don't really like men.

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  • 15 minutes? Damn, that's a long time. My ex lasted about three minutes.

  • I used to fake with my ex, because he thought he was some damn s** expert, and all he ever did for me was cause me to have to work my ass off to keep from yawning for 15 minutes every few days. Thank Jebus for my vibrator. Oh, and my ex, who I shagged silly on the way home from dumping the 15-minuter for cheating on my with a fat girl. :)

  • I wasn't molested. It IS possible for women to like other women, and not to have any interest in obnoxious men like you.

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