almost lost my job because of p***
So there's this girl on the net I was talking to and long story short I wanted to send her a picture of my p**** to see her reaction. Not for anything other than my own jollies from a random Internet chick.
But I'm at work and even so, I'd probably never really send a picture of my p**** to someone, so I did a google image search for 'huge p****'...I wanted her to be like...Holy S***! when she saw it.
Google image filter was on so I wasn't getting anything useful. So I turned the filter off and resumed the search. Then my office filter started blocking most of the pictures...
Long story short, I got an e-mail from the IS guy regarding my 'questionable searching' saying that the IS department was getting spammed by my blocked picture requests, including links to the pics such as 'big c****', 'make your c*** big' 'h**** male' etc... Apparently, every google image page with the dozen or so blocked images showed up as me attempting to surf for some pictures of c****. He said it was a fire-able offense and to stop it now.
I just know the guys in the IS department now think I'm some flaming pervert.
As for the girl...she wanted me to take another picture like that but have my c*** resting on a picture of her face...didn't expect that reaction...kinky freak