When I was in college I had one of those loft beds which was a pain in the ass to climb up into. My dorm mate had a bed on the floor and was hardly ever there during the day. I brought my boy at the time back to my room almost everyday and f***** him senseless on her bed. Simply for the fact that I was too lazy to get up onto mine. Plus I couldn't have s** on top when we were on the stupid loft bed. I never told her.