Doggie style

I tried to f*** a dog once. She tried to bite me. I stopped because I dont wanna explain to the doc in the er how my c*** got bit off.

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  • How about you both grow up?

  • ^No, I am not a bigot, nor am i a troll and what you know or don't about me isn't worth a response you say you won't read, but you will, hence the reason for this answer. Sorry for you that I am not some pretending bi-sexual college, but am what i have always said I am which is an other wise always str8 divorced female. BTW, what do you think you have won here...? The crybaby award? Maybe so, but as long as you really...really done this time all is well.

    PS, I won't miss you because if I post a response to another I am sure you will chime in again. I'd say your bark is worse than your bite but that might upset you.

  • ^^ Wow, you're just a bigot aren't you? Not even a very good troll, cause we all know you don't f*** dogs.
    It was fun playing with you, but I won in the end.
    You couldn't just dismiss me, I knew it. If you would have just shut up, you'd have come out looking better.
    Typical straight girl, insult what you can't have, what you really want
    Well it was fun sweetie, but I knew you'd respond, you couldn't help it.
    Its okay baby, I understand, I really do.
    The difference is I'm really done now, I won, you lost.
    Say what you want but its over and I won't respond, and I won't come back.
    Try not to miss me :P

  • ^^Playing the wounded soul does not serve you well here or anywhere else. I wasn't bashing gays, and it doesn't make any difference that you are a lezzie c************* instead of a gay pole smoker or if you were heterosexual as the fact remains you hypocritically chime in like a stalker on my responses to call me a waste of space. Are you one of these militant pro-choicers: Its ok to make the 'choice' to kill a baby at will, or demand two women or two men having s** is 'normal', but when a woman like me makes a choice to be intimate with my dogs I get attacked by militan tlesbians....funny.

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  • WTF You're both out of your minds.

  • ^Bend over baby I'll lick you lik my dog licks me!

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  • ^See? You are proving yourself a hypocrite already, you worthless s***.
    You are the one bashing gays, trying to insult me by using that tired old homophobe s***.
    Well I'm a lesbian (Oops) so you're stupid s*** is doubly wrong, f*** you straight girls are so stupid, always crying for attention "Oh look at me, I pretend to f*** dogs, notice me, notice me!" I bet you pretended to be bi in college too.
    I'm so sick of your kind, f***** using a gay person as an insult, now you know I'm gay, so what? so now what you f***** c** dumpster?
    you are so stupid, tell you what, I'd rather let a straight guy eat me out before I'd let your tired old homophobic ass touch me.
    I was wrong the first time, you're not just a stupid f****** waste of space, you're a stupid f****** homophobic hypocritical waste of space.
    get a life.

  • ^You mean because I did not whine and cry, curse and mock me like you did me; it isn't a valid retort? Guys like you are a dime a dozen which is why I am done with you. I imaging you bash gays on these forums but accept their blow jobs in secret and if you had the opportunity to watch what I do with my dogs you would in a heartbeat but deny it turns you on. No need to apologize, you are dismissed.

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  • ^Wow, thats the best comeback you have? You're right I did waste my precious time on a reason for birth control such as yourself.
    My apologies.

  • ^Is that all you have is to troll this place and rip on people you are jealous of?

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  • ^And, stupid f****** waste of space is back, I was soooooo worried.

  • I encourage mine to mate with me, but then again I'm a female and my dogs are male so its all good here.

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