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My wife and I went to visit her mom, She has been single all her life, Never married, Doesn't date anymore and I don't know what happened with the wife's dad but he is not around, I think he is alive but no one mentions him, She has never even seen him and if it ever gets brought up the subject gets changed so I always leave that alone.
We were... [more]

Watching aunty and uncles homemade p*** with my sister

My sister was 13 and i was 11 when we discovered my dad and uncle were swapping their blue movies.
They'd always joke about it when they were visiting.
I realized it was p*** films because they looked shifty and would go to the car to trade them.
I overheard dad telling uncle that this one... [more]

Nobody got any pie

She baked a chocolate pie for her sick younger sister my Aunt. She kept telling me over and over I couldn’t have any of the pie. I said fine quit talking about it.
As she was putting the pie on top of the car so she could open the car door this perfect pie slipped off and hit the concrete floor of the garage. It splattered everywhere. Ruined... [more]

Skinny Dipping

In the sixth form, in the 1960’s, some friends (all male) and I sneaked into the school swimming pool during a free afternoon. We had checked and it was not due to be used that day. In the absence of swimming costumes we just stripped off and skinny dipped.
We were playing around with a football and had not heard the main door from the changing... [more]

I had an old man for a friend

He owned a cool 10 gauge shotgun and I always admired it. He said I could have it after he passed away and a year after this conversation he did die of a heart attack. He was nearly ninety.
His family inherited the house and all of the furnishings and belongings in said house. I thought I can kiss that shotgun goodbye but one day his... [more]

Busted back and forth

My step mom got busted then busted me, I was at home the other day and had a spare, this is the first year I have had spares and so it's kind of different for everyone, I was in the kitchen and heard the door open up and close, She came up the stairs and straight to the bedroom, I was going to say hi but she seemed to be in a bit of a rush and I... [more]

I am so h**** for c***

I am a 50ish married bi bottom cd. I am setting here at work with panties, stockings and bra on under boy clothing and so h****. I need to have a man control and use me.

So much confusion

I don't know if I just convinced my self early on that I was gay or if I am or was or am just confused but I have so many feelings going on that I don't know what to do with them all. I always had it in my mind I was going to save my virginity until I was 18 and I did, But somewhere around 14 I started getting those feelings and started playing... [more]

Saw nude bath of neighbor aunt and her girls

Our neighbor's house was under total renovation and they shifted to the temporary cabin house made in the backyard which had no bathroom. For bathing facility they made a topless temporary cabin adjacent to our boundary wall which was of 2.5 metre height. In the evenings when it is slightly dark, the neighbor's wife and three girls used to come... [more]

Saw my brother jerking

My brother is aged 15 and I am 19 year old girl. We both sleep in the same room but on separate cots at both ends of the room. I am a sound sleeper and wakes only in the morning too late. One night I had bad dream and just opened my eyes stark awake and as I was lying on my side facing the brother's bed opposite I astonishing saw the horrible act... [more]

Strange Relationship Works

After 25 years of marriage my wife left me. She turned into a rather apocalyptic Catholic and obsessive/compulsive hoarder with an attitude that counseling or therapy could not work. Luckily our kids were adults when this happened. It was horrible nonetheless. I did nothing wrong. She wouldn't compromise.
I still had needs and desires that I... [more]

Erection at school

At school I was always a cheeky boy and got caned on several occasions in the 1960’s. One day I was cheeky to a lovely lady teacher and wolf whistled her.
The teacher was obviously embarrassed and sent me out of the class. While out of the class the Head Mistress came by and asked me why I was there. I told her and she sent me to wait outside... [more]

Is it incest?

I'm 40 year old divorced mom with a 20 year old son Bobby. He is so stressed from college that for the last two years I have been jerking him off in the morning before classes and at night before bed.
I don't take his c*** in my mouth but I swallow his [more]

A day noe of us will ever forget.

My wife never really ever gets too wild in bed anymore but used to, Once in a while she may even leave the lights on but not very often so I was blown away when I got home from work and was greeted by my loving wife with a drink and her in lingerie, I was like "What's this all about?", She said "Well, It's not every day you turn 40", It was my... [more]

Not so weird

After coming across a few articles written here I have come to realize there are a lot of people who have messed around with their cousins so now I dont feel so weird that I did, We messed around for about 3 years off and on until she went to college.
She has never been super hot or anything and never got a lot of attention from the guys, she is... [more]

Dating a mom and her girl

So I'm dating it one woman one night she texted me . saying she needs my d*** . I hadn't gotten any from her . And she was sexy as h*** . So I rushed to her house . Win I got there she rushed me in to her room we both striped . She had me set on her bed... [more]

Daddy little girl

Just walked in on my Daddy betting off . I showed him my a cup b**** and he was all over my . It was the first d*** I had ever had . I cried at first but he keep going and now I want more . Going to try to sleep with him tonight and many get more

Daddy and sisters

I just walked in on my little sister riding Daddy's d***. I watched for a bet dad never noticed me but win Carly noticed she smiled and moved her leg so I could see more .than she got louder like she was putting on a show for me . I left as they was finishing . Now she smiles every time she see me... [more]

Who loves hairy pu***

I love it. Simply adore hairy P****

I raped my friend

So, I feel really, really bad about this, the remorse eats me up whenever I think about it. When I was 22 I raped a friend who was 19. We were both on friend’s house, in party, heavy drinking, and he had signaled he was willing to hook up later, my friend even gave us his king size bed for us to sleep later. Well, once we were in bed, he... [more]

My big sister

Growing up i had a a horrible childhood.
Don’t get me wrong i had good parents
And at the time I thought everything was normal.
But my sister who was 6 years older than me started molesting me when i was 4 or 5.
I can remember the first time.
I didn’t know it was wrong just that she said keep it our secret. The first time she was babysitting... [more]

Back in the day.

My wife's sister is getting married after a loooong time with the same guy, He finally pulled the trigger so me and him were drinking in my garage and I mentioned the "Final fling", He laughed and said "Yeah, Not happeneing" then he looked at me and said "Did you guys?", I chuckled and told him we did and he wanted to hear all about it so I told... [more]

New York Upstate Eastern

I am now in my 70's. I recall that my pals and I used to go to the local, kind of run down, "pay" beach to swim and hang out when we could get the money to do so. Because the beach was kind of run down, it didn't get the crowd that the other beaches got, and it didn't have the crowd of really good looking girls either, but it was what we could... [more]

My girlfriends Ex problem

Her ex boyfriend told her she has 6 mouths to leave me.
Her ex is so manipulating what he want to marry her, yet shouts at her in arguments, gets mad that I'm talking to her, yet he suggests a poly relationship, he just want everything his way.
He left her 2 years ago and comes back like nothing happened, as my girlfriend has told him I'm in a... [more]

Wife's niece

Well, We just returned from a family vacation and it was a little awkward for some of it. My wife's sister and her cousin both traveled with us and their families as well. We have three children under 13, Her cousin 2 under 11 and her sister 1 under 13 and one 18. My wife comes from a family of well built, Good looking women and it's never a bad... [more]

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