Why do you girls think its funny to kick a boy in the b****?
Last year I was at Clearwater beach,Fla, and was having a great time,weather was gorgeous and the women were out in their bikinis,
Anyway, I needed a poo.
I went to the toilets on the beach at pier 60,found a stall, went in and did my business.
This is where it went wrong. After hearing about a nsfw prank, I firstly removed enough loo roll... [more]
Broke up with my long time girlfriend 6 months ago and moved into a basement apartment near Bristol, Pa., its in the rear of a private house. Its small and old fashioned but affordable for me. They built a half assed wall that blocks off their laundry room from my apartment. It seems to be a single layer of paneling with no insulation and I can... [more]
Last Saturday night some friends and I were hanging out drinking, Another friend showed up around 12:30 with a girl he had picked up at the bar, At first we were all like WTF??? She was not his normal skinny, blonde, flat chested girl that you usually see him with, He usually picks up pretty hot girls but they are all very similar looking. She is... [more]
I play junior hockey and if you know anything about it when you get drafted to a junior team from a different town you end up with what's called a billet family, Usually a family who is involved in hockey to one level or another but sometimes not, I had heard stories from my brother who played until the idiot got drunk and crashed his dirtbike... [more]
This is the first time im really admitting this but relationships are f****** EXHAUSTING man! This is the first time in my life I have no one to love but friends and family and i dont have to shave my pubbbeeesss or respond to texxxtttsss or spend my mmooonneeeyyy or hear the BLAH BLAH BLAH. Like... [more]
(I saw a post like this that was quite disappointing because it was serious while expected to be funny. So now I'll try! And presumably fail.)
1.) People who actually toast their Pop-Tarts.
2.) The kids who would walk down hallways in school and just turn the dial in EVERY SINGLE ONE.
3.) Marshmallow thiefs. You know those people who take... [more]
I've literally just let out a fart that lasted 10seconds plus👍 I just kept on pushing even tho I knew it may be risky and it kept on coming 😁 Sadly I was alone in this moment of joy.
The funny thing is this...before I listened to classical music I was and still am a fan of Type O Negative it's true.
That I lick peoples food in the fridges at work.
Mainly the females.
I rub the tip of my s****** with my fingers then handle their drinks bottles.
And once I went in the toilet after Claire had been in there,I was waiting outside and I heard the tampon bin shut before she flushed and washed... [more]
I broke my boyfriend's nose by smashing my "face" into his to try and kiss him. I have a prosthetic mask made from plaster, that I'm meant to wear in public, but I just were it all the time I don't even take it off toe eat or drink, I just lift it and shove the food under and into my mouth. Because of all the lovey-dovey endorphins rushing through... [more]
I was looking at my comments and I noticed that they have been reported. It's not a total mystery because I think I know who would've had my comments reported. Because when I noticed that there was the report icon closer to where it says reply. I know why somebody would've reported my comments. It's because somebody may have been angry about me... [more]
I wonder why you'll let through confession after confession about panties and killing animals for fun and people claiming they're shtupping their sisters or moms, but you won't let genuine posts see the light of day. Are you frightened of people who actually have something real to say? I think you are. Bet you post this one just to be contrary--... [more]
And it ain't f****** Goldie Locks. I work at a machine shop and I work nights. So I make a big zip lock bag of sandwiches to eat over several days and keep them in our lunchroom fridge. This past week I went to market and got expensive honey ham, and New York style deli cheese with a wonderful... [more]
I like f****** with people at my job, I walk around and poke holes in things with a thumbtack, sometimes I move the paperwork around and it makes people fustrated, I steal all the pens then sell them there’s a girl at my job she hates me and she’s said she’s gonna get her father to kill me,
I should begin by saying our dad is really good at sleight of hand magic tricks and stuff like that. That's how he was able to pull this off.
Yesterday, my sister and I were having fun racing each other from one side of our rather large backyard to the other. We were catching our breath between races when our dad said something and made us... [more]
I used to go up to random kids in my school and tell them that John was looking for them. Everyone knows someone named John, and they always fell for it.
My girlfriend and I got drunk with my buddy one evening as the night went on she asked me if she could kiss him which eventually led to him rubbing her t*** then fingering her p**** which then led to all 3 of us going to the bedroom where i watched my... [more]
Back during summer break, I [F/15] went away with a friend [F/15] and her family to their weekend home. It's out by this beautiful lake in this small, middle-of-nowhere type town.
We arrived on a Friday around noon. The first few hours were uneventful. Me, her, and her little brother fished for awhile before heading inside. Then her brother... [more]
I can't sleep tonight
Everybody's saying everything is alright
Still I can't close my eyes
I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all of these lights
Sunny days, where have you gone?
I get the strangest feeling you belong
Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun... [more]
When I was about 13 I cut all my pubes off with a pair of school scissors and sprinkled them all over the toilet seats at school just to watch everyone's disgust and dismay LOL it was funny, everyone was going nuts and speculating who done it but no one ever thought I'd do something like that...and that was the whole point LOL
On New years my SIL stayed at our place and had crashed on the couch, She is late 20's and has an average body but huge b******, They are big and soft with big nipples, I got up and found her on the couch in a muscle shirt and one of her huge b****... [more]
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I want to pound a soda then lay flat on my back and have a woman step on my stomach to have the loudest burp
I've always had a thing for women wearing pantyhose, especially the family of browns and tans. Growing up in the eighties most women wore them all the time especially to work and church. Well one day when I was around 5 years old, this lady from our church came over to visit with my mom. She was probably in her forties and a little chunky but not... [more]