I love kicking boys in their b****. i get away with it because i make the boys think they made me mad and because i am a girly girl but i really do it because i love to see boys faces when they get a good one in the b****. so funny. makes me laugh when... [more]
I really love to embarrass people and make them blush. I can't help it, it's just so funny. Especially the really shy sensitive people. I enjoy doing it to both guys and girls but its even better when you make a guy blush and you watch their face get redder and redder in front of everyone. Those with blushing problems get even more embarrassed... [more]
Q: What do you call a black man with no arms?
Q: What does a black child get for Christmas?
A: Your bike
Q: Why do blacks smell so bad?
A: So the blind can hate them too.
Q: Why don't blacks & Hispanics procreate(breed)
A: No one wants a child that can't get a job and is too lazy to... [more]
I jacked off during a road trip with my mom and sister in the car. I had a blanket over me, and i had to do it secretly. It took my over half an hour to c**, but I did it, and damn did it feel good. Very kinky when your family is right there and don't even know.
I was peacefully asleep after a night of abusing drugs and women. Then I woke up at noon and decided to s*** all over my self. Once I had s*** myself I walked down the street and found a young boy. I pulled my pants down and grabbed at my loaded ass... [more]
In high school there are so many geeks around. I go out of my way to kick their a**** and make them cry. I love knocking their glasses off their faces then stepping on their glasses and laughing. The other day I beat the crap out of a geek in front of his girlfriend. The girlfriend ended up... [more]
My c*** is so huge that when girls suck it they choke on it and pass out from lack of air. The last w**** I f***** after she passed out I slapped her face with my [more]
I confess....that I'm better than you. I'm f****** awesome. I go around and pretend I hate myself, pretend I think I'm some stupid inferior idiot, when inside I KNOW I'm better than all you dumbasses! HAHAHAHAHA! I think it's hilarious!! I act like a self-hating [more]
Rap is for stupid people.....p diddy has 350 million yet his lyrics sound like a kid wrote them no talent
Do people laugh a little inside when you tell them your a model....YES
Girls RULE! I love to kick boys in their b****. I'm great at it. I watch them fall down looking sick to their stomach holding their b**** like the end of the world. Their voice gets high pitched when they are on the ground in pain. They are shout "why?"... [more]
I went on my facebook account and vulgarly insulted every single person I disliked. Then I told everyone that my account got hacked. Feels good.
In my school there are 3 people who have a stuttering problem. IDK why there are so many. They are in different grades I think one is in special ed. Anyway its so funny when they stutter i cant help but laugh and make fun of them. One name is Stan i call him S S Stan the St St Stutterer now others call him that. One time in the hall a bunch... [more]
I started working as a stripper last year, and it's amazing how many guys between 35-55 come into the clubs looking for a wife. Even the ones who are already married are looking to trade up. And at least one girl gets proposed to every night of the week, every night, even by guys who they have never even seen before in their lives. I mean it's... [more]