So I'm 15, and I have a older brother who is 17. We were playing outside the other day and I accidently hit his nuts. I felt really bad at first, this was the first time I ever did this. However I kind of felt good. He usually bullied me bc I never fought back, but I never thought to go for his [more]
So for some reason every time I eat Green Jell-O my s*** turns green and looks like pickles.
So after taking a green s*** after eating Green Jell-O I fished my green turds out of the toilet and opened a pickle jar and put the turds in the pickle... [more]
So let me start by saying I'm 15, and I have 2 brothers who are 13 and 18. I just recently got into ball busting as ig it's called. I accidently hit my younger brother when we where playing football. I felt really bad at first, but I felt a sense of impowerment. Later that day I decided to punch my older brother, and make it seem like an accident... [more]
My ex wife and I split up 2 years ago, After we split I took some time to be alone and then went online dating, Wow what an experience but that's a whole other story, While cruising Bumble one evening I had set my age all the way down to 18 and low and behold what did I stumble across but a profile with some very memorable pics with a background I... [more]
I took a naked picture of my brother and showed to my best girl friend. Know the want to see him in real time.
I ran across a prostitute back at my old address who said she would do anything for $10 bucks. So though I had no money, my car it was so filthy I had her clean it of course. I thought she would never get it done but she pushed through to the end like a real giver. I have no idea why I behave in this manner. I suppose I like to occasionally assist... [more]
Going to work one day I saw a disabled car with a young woman standing there. I knew that anything she tried to do was futile, these cars can't be fixed like they used to. I exited, came back around and stopped and offered her a ride to convenient place and to call a wrecker. It didn't matter what the car had, it wasn't going be fixed there... [more]
It's my dream of getting asked out by a hot guy like Luke Bryan but just my damn luck I get asked out by a guy that looks more like Luke Combs. I know looks aren't everything but it sure would help. I don't like Eric anyway,he's a disrespectful h**** toad wanting to hop in the bed with me. Yuck!
IT STARTED OFF A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE HALLOWEEN MY BROTHER AND I WAS SITTING IN THE HOUSE WITH OUR MOM MY FRIEND KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND WAS WEARING A ALIEN SUIT WITH THE MASK MY MOM ANSWERED THE DOOR AND SHUT IT IN HIS FACE AND TOLD US TO RUN AND HIDE AND WE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD BUT SHE MADE US HIDE UNDER THE BED WE LIKE MOM ITS ARE FRIEND SCARING... [more]
We moved to Southern California and our neighbors invited us over for a get to know you cook out. They have a nice pool and a summer kitchen and the weather cooperated. The kids got in the pool, and by God, one of their girls took off her top and went topless. I know now she is 13.
I have two sons, 12 and 10. The game room upstairs looks... [more]
I spent three whole dollars on a prank call to my bff’s abusive mom and she didn’t even answer. after i paid for it i saw him say she wasn’t going to answer and that i shouldn’t pay for that but the damage was done. i will never tell another soul.
That I enjoy seeing the works of fine art being destroyed by environmental nutcases. Fine art is merely the expression of one's own wealth, or a vehicle for wealth investment. In either case, it's only for the ultra wealthy. So, f*** them and their art.
I don't sympathize with the protesters... [more]
For my honeymoon we went on a trip to Europe, Italy and France. While in Italy we went to this park up in the Alps and there were some four wheelers and my husband and I rented one to go sightseeing. He lost control, we went head over heals and the four wheeler landed on me and I broke my long bone in my left leg. A helicopter rescue, down into... [more]
I'm 57 year old man and have worn panties since I was 9 months old. Mum said I threw my nappy out of the cot and ,having 2 sisters , panties was all she had to put on me. I'm not ashamed of it and don't see any reason anyone should be. Womans panties come in so many styles and materials and look what men get boring boxers or briefs that are... [more]
I am dating a girl who has a great sense of humor and a brain. We talk about everything and have lots of laughs at her asking flirty sexual questions. The answer I gave her to her last question had her laughing so hard she almost peed her pants. Her question was, "Did you ever have a woman dominate you in bed?" I laughed like
I once asked my friend if you put the b**** in when you p**** f*** a girl........he told if it's big enough YES.
Years back I stayed with a female friend. She was married but she clearly didn’t mind flirting with me in front of her husband even if we were both flirts by nature. Her husband pretended he didn’t care but he did. Of course, it wasn’t what it appeared. I’d sadly find that out later.
They went to bed and had [more]
During my growing up years I was an exchange student in Chile. I will start by saying that my family is Colombian and I spoke Spanish pretty well. The family had a maid, and the man talked to her nice and patted her f****. The wife would make comments about keeping his hands to himself. It was funny... [more]
I woke up in bed with a groomsman and a girl from the party. She had me spooned, her nose in my neck. I wasn't wearing panties, only a tshirt that belonged to him. I moved my hand down to pull the tshirt lower and ran my hand across her naked hips. I needed to pee so I woke her up, she let me out of bed, it was obvious when I walked that I'd had... [more]
How are you able to fit all of that mass inside of those jeans?
When I was in 5th grade, my friends and i would hop around and hit on other peoples desks. This one time when we were doing it i took break and sat down in someones seat. then my big body s***** dookie itty bitty loser friend came up behind me and pushed me out of my seat. this
It didn't happen overnight. It took a long time. But from the beginning he was overprotective and butted into my life. He took me with him to a lunch with a vendor. He valet parked. When we were waiting for the car after lunch, he put his arms around me from behind, holding me tight against him. I didn't do anything because I didn't want a... [more]
This happened in 1969. I was 15 and going to an all girls Catholic School. The School decided to put on a s** education movie, class by class starting in the 7th grade. My father loaned his projector and screen and told my cousin to be the projectionist. He sat through five showings, surrounded by... [more]
Last week we spent a the week at a rental on the beach. MY sister, we are 22 and 19, teased me and took my top off exposing me to the onlookers. It was embarrassing for about a minute, then I said I don't care, dropped my arms and walked with my chest held high and my shoulders back and let them look all they wanted, men and women and little... [more]
The question on answers.com was what are names of candy with dirty names? I answered, cookies and cream, milk duds,whoppers,chico sticks,candy sticks,pixie sticks,honey buns,ding dongs,ho ho's,cream soda,and I must confess that this must be the best social media group that allows you to say what you want and not get in trouble over stupid