Funny Confessions

Fart

My best friend's mom and I had a late night farting contest in the kitchen last night. She ended up pooping her pants. She was embarrassed but I think seeing me laugh made her feel better and now we have a special bond over farts

Party time

We went to a place for a friends stag, We had a big suite and called in three "Dancers" They showed up, The guy organizing had ordered the three youngest girls they had and when they showed up he asked their ages.
1) 20, Thin, Cute blonde, Tiny t***, No ass.
2) 20, Thin, Cute blonde, Average [more]

Jessica

When we were younger and our daughter was about 14 in high school I developed this urge to watch her with another man and she fought this for several months before she agreed to j******* our friend Danny.

I had talked to Dan about this before so when I asked him if he would do it he readily... [more]

Jerked a load into her coffee

Sorry folks, im a f****** pervert and i decided to j******* and c** in my step moms cup of coffee. it was a thick load too. hope she enjoyed it

S*** sandwich

My male room mate is a real f****** a******! yesterday he made a few sandwiches for his lunch, stepped into the shower before he ate and i took the bread and wiped it between my ass cheeks and left a little [more]

Party, Party, Party.

A couple friends and I go to this huge outdoor concert every year in a valley near by, Buddy borrows his dads huge toy hauler camper and we set up in the party zone and it is always a blast, lots of people just randomly come by and drink and so on, One thing we always do is bring Moly, Lots of Moly and we just slip it to whoever, This past year... [more]

Cocaine

I snorted cocaine off a hookers ass hole.

I crashed CheaterLand {dot} com

Decided to help out cheaters worldwide. Cheaterland was telling on too many of my friends. If you want to thank me, drop me an email at hermanvl {at} pm {dot} me

Mrs. Thompson

I was thinking the other day about when I used to stay at my friends place when we were younger and spy on his parents doing the dirty and I mean dirty.
After he was sleeping I would sneak out of his room and go to his parents room, The first time it happened I could hear them doing it and wanted to see if I could see them so I actually crawled... [more]

I love boobies

I love boobies, my dad collects the newspapers for the topless page 3 women, I used to wankey to them whem mum and dad went to bed. Pretty good huh? -Matthew Lee Prior

My step mom parties

I moved out into my own place last year, We attended a family funeral recently and I stayed at my dad and step moms because I had a few too many drinks to drive home, My step mom was plastered and dad was pretty drunk also, I was laying in bed and heard some noise that sounded like dry heaving, I got up and went to the bathroom, My stepmom was on... [more]

Amanda Jenkins is a Pedophile

Amanda Jenkins is a pedophile. She gargles her own son's c*** every night and he's only 12. She's the one who created the adrenachrome child s** ring and she's directly responsible for Madeline McCann's abduction and murder. That's why she accused... [more]

Matthew Prior

I am the boobies man, I farted once and blew my parents paper shop away.

Does anyone actually respect women?

Seriously women are worthless in every way except babymakers that is their only use. They are so pathetic and I'm pretty sure females know this as well with the way they try to play victim.

My boyfriend pimped me for a zip bag.

My sorority sisters & bf Kentrick’s frat organized a police protest with BLM downtown last month. After we shared an Uber with Kent’s frat bros to buy a zip bag at T’s place for later. T’s maybe 40 and hooks us up with top shelf all the time. Kent was paying T two bills for the o zip then T looked at me and said, ‘you believe? I was confused he... [more]

Free to used

I want men to enjoy my body and my mouth love men t f*** my boy p**** .My brother was the first at 15 teen came home one night .Must tell you we share a double bed . In those day working class boy don't wear underwear just a vest in bed spoon into me... [more]

Free to used

I want men to enjoy my body and my mouth love men t f*** my boy p**** .My brother was the first at 15 teen came home one night .Must tell you we share a double bed . In those day working class boy don't wear underwear just a vest in bed spoon into me... [more]

Interesting Fantasy

19 year old male: I want to be baby sat by a girl. Its an age play thing. She would punish me if I misbehave (I might be mischievous on purpose) even though we would have an itinerary.
1. We play with toys
2. She makes me make and cheese,
3. gives me a bath, dries me off, and picks out my cloths
4. Tucks me into bed and reads stories to... [more]

Brilliant Marketing Strategy

I remember when I was younger a brand of roll on deodorant specifically for young women and teens. I can't remember the brand but the Ads were on TV and the Bottle was about 5 Inches Long with a Rounded Cap (and Nice Girth) with raised beading molded onto it (very vein like but stylish)
Clearly they meant it to look very Phallic and over the... [more]

I finally proved my mother hates Americans after years of denial.

So my mom used to work for a small american company that had offices in the EU and was not impressed. After that she has been more annoyed by american accents, tv and films but always denied it. To test it, I talked her into watching The Office US with me. Put Pilot episode on and she wasn't impressed (to be honest, neither was I). She dismissed... [more]

Lives Matter

Dyslexic lives mattress

8yo son wanted to try thong underwear.. kids are weird!

I(26f) gave my son $100 to spend on amazon for clothes and about an hour later he brings my laptop into the kitchen and says “can I get these instead of regular underwear?”.. I looked and he really found boys thong underwear on some weird website and wanted me to buy it 😂 I thought he was joking at first but he wasn’t so I told him I KNEW he... [more]

I love it when girls kick me in the nuts

I love it when a girl rams her foot into my b****, i love the idea of a chick grabbing them and dragging me to the ground by my nuts, i love being humiliated, laying on the ground clutching my nads while the stronger s** stands above me and laughs

Eating a womens a******

I love eating a womans a******
After a shower of course.
The smell of it especially first thing in the morning.
I enjoy sucking a womans a******.
When it's really hairy It can taste kind of sour/light tart taste. Which leaves a bitter taste... [more]

My older neighbor

I own a lakefront cabin and have become freinds with a guy down the lake about 8 cabins, I wander down and have a beer with him once in a while and instead of walking down the road I walk down the lake front, I have made sure to stop and make sure it is cool with each of the people who own cabins between us and they have all said it is fine with... [more]

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