Funny Confessions

Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

I can't sleep tonight
Everybody's saying everything is alright
Still I can't close my eyes
I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all of these lights
Sunny days, where have you gone?
I get the strangest feeling you belong
Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun... [more]

Cutting my pubes

When I was about 13 I cut all my pubes off with a pair of school scissors and sprinkled them all over the toilet seats at school just to watch everyone's disgust and dismay LOL it was funny, everyone was going nuts and speculating who done it but no one ever thought I'd do something like that...and that was the whole point LOL

Exposing SIL.

On New years my SIL stayed at our place and had crashed on the couch, She is late 20's and has an average body but huge b******, They are big and soft with big nipples, I got up and found her on the couch in a muscle shirt and one of her huge b****... [more]

I got this song stuck in my head..

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows JOHNNN CENNNAAAAAAAAAAA

Soda

I want to pound a soda then lay flat on my back and have a woman step on my stomach to have the loudest burp

Pantyhose fetish

I've always had a thing for women wearing pantyhose, especially the family of browns and tans. Growing up in the eighties most women wore them all the time especially to work and church. Well one day when I was around 5 years old, this lady from our church came over to visit with my mom. She was probably in her forties and a little chunky but not... [more]

I Am A Troll

And I live in a hole

Attn Pantie freaks. I hope this happens to everyone of you !

WASHINGTON, Mo. (AP) — Police say an eastern Missouri man told officers he has an "underwear fetish" and admitted to sneaking into a home to try to steal a pair.
The St. Louis Post- Dispatch reports that 34-year-old Cody Hassler, of Washington, Missouri, was charged Wednesday with first-degree burglary, first-degree stalking and stealing. No... [more]

Air pump

Put a ballon in my mouth and have a girl step off and on my stomach until I blow a decent size ballon hahah

Fierce

She is... FIERCELY intelligent... with the emphasis on the FIERCE.-

Gas x

One day i want to take a bunch of gas x lay on the ground and have a pretty girl randomly walk,step,stand,or jump on my stomach wile I'm blindfolded

The only reason I want a job is because...

I want to have enough money to buy d*****.

This site cracks me up

All these posts about liking and/or glorifying incest, b*********, and rape make me laugh so hard!! WE KNOW THEY ARE FAKE. The only reason why they exist is for the hearts and the comments. Why do you think there are so many? Sometimes the same reused post? I don't doubt there are people out... [more]

I spit on my cousins toothbruse

Not too long ago my cousin was staying with me. She was about to take a drink of orange juice when she asked if I drank out of the carton. I was honest and said yes. She said ok I wont drink any then. She is ultra germaphobic but comes from a house that has a shitload of animals, some with fleas. That [more]

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