God is an evil and backstabbing liar who does nothing but make life miserable day and night.
Tammy is a snitch! My boy arrested after Tammy buy some buds and after she leaves about 5 minutes later cops showed up!
Then another time Tammy came to my other boy's house to buy some bud and once again cop shows up and arrested him.
When I first met Tammy she was driving f******... [more]
I know Tammy from the trailer park in Kirksville where go to buy the s*** I pass by her trailer all the time get my s***. My boy D f****** her and that [more]
A good friend and I ran marathons together off and on for about 15 years. Our wives got bored with it and stopped going with us. We would fly to the events, do the run, stay for a couple of nights seeing stuff, then fly home.
After the race we would always go out for dinner somewhere, hit a bar, etc. Well my friend is really a small guy... [more]
So when I need a strong laugh
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When traveling I stopped at a restaurant ordered a nice meal and the waiter was strange probably gay and just didn’t provide good service. So what I did was threw everything including food under the table and dumped the ketchup there also threw a bunch of other crap on top of it all
A security officer who's at the food court in the mall in Palm Desert, California, is being prejudice and mock people for no f****** reason. He's getting fired.
My fat sister got a pony for her birthday one day i went out to the stable as i was waiting up i could hear her from out side i win in and found her on her back on a stack of boxes and the pony was riding her . I could see it d*** saming her p**** it... [more]
A little over a year ago I was traveling. Me and my ex had been in a long distance relationship for over 10 years and it seemed like it was gonna end soon.
We fought allot and he treated me horrible over the phone he called me a w**** and slutbag and all those kinda names. Mind you I was young when... [more]
I just found out what you did. You’re dead m/f.
I used to be a real j*** and tease classmates of mine who were chubby or fat. I was a bully to them. Next year I have my 25 school reunion. I am embarrassed and yet at the same time excited. You see since graduating I have packed on a good 100 pounds and have developed a large beer gut. I am... [more]
My sister was fiteing with her boyfriend she called for me i cam in to her room to see what she wanted she told me that her boyfriend had cheated on her and he said her b**** was nicer than my sister my sister lifted her shirt and asked if i seen any thing Rong with thiem next thing I know she was on... [more]
I'm putting this here but I kinda don't want replies, I just need to get it off my chest, because I have no one to talk to, and I got to put it somewhere before I explode. I hate someone who absolutely ruins me and is always fighting and being rude. I feel things way too much, it's always been like that, it's sadly the way I am and I don't know... [more]
So im 15 and my mother had left for work i was h**** as f*** i put on my most sexy panties and a really low cut shirt i went to my parents room whare my dad was sleeping i got in bed with him he was sleeping in the nude i start stroking his
Today I swept the office floor with a dust pan and brush. I saw my bosses shoes in the corner and decided it was a good place to empty the pan... hahahaha
My mom is an insensitive a****** who just be mean to mean on purpose for no reason. She is extremely bossy just keep accusing and ruining my days and only likes her Facebook page, probably people don't know the real her. She is gonna get it now.
Old men are a*******. At Revivals at Palm Desert, California, there is this one old guy with grey hair in a ponytail and a grey cap and he is being extremely rude and prejudice towards other people at the cash register. F*** that
He said i am getting really fat. I told him he doesnt know what really fat is. He pointed at me and im looking at it. He will be away for the next 6 months. I am going to show him just what really fat is. I am a bit over weight at 180 yeah. But really fat. In six months i will be really fat. 300+. The look on his face will be priceless.
Illegal Immigrants are f****** dangerous. Two Hispanic boys are driving around in a dark blue Honda and are stalking a few people near a library, attempting to abduct them for no reason. One has a white shirt and the other one has a blue shirt. These [more]
I work in a large truck shop. My Hot Wife and are swingers and attend swapping parties where I have taken Polaroid photos of her having complete coitus with numerous men. But our agreement was to only do this together with mutual permission.
Then I found out she is cheating secretly with a co-worker. She doesn't know that I know. Instead... [more]
My wife knew I had a fantasy of being taken by several black men at one time and we discussed it often. Even she had a fantasy of also being taken by numerous black men.
It was a Saturday this last summer and she came home after shopping and told me to get dressed into my crossdressing black skirt, white top, and black high heels, she wanted... [more]
The young black girl was minding her own business when this grown black man approached her for s**. She refused and he beat, raped and stomped her to death. He was caught before the end of the day. He was sentenced to death.
After his appeals dried up he was executed by lethal injection. Instead... [more]
I confess that I known for sometime that I am a F-ing loser , I have done it with somebody I should not have at the age of 15 , I had a V-Card vs V-Card intercourse with A 5 year little old girl ( who was my 2nd cousin ) and did I have regrets about it , no I did not because the only 2 people that knew it happened was me and her , and we continued... [more]
When my late wife and I first dabbled in No-Strings six with men from a dating site, she was cautious and rejected many candidates. Over time, she became more confident and less particular.
We went to a Party House where Swingers can hook up. She saw a husky, single man she had once rejected. She said she was sorry and wanted to make it up... [more]
I had my indicator on and was slowly reversing into a parking space, when some fat w***** in his late 40’s come speeding up behind me and drove straight into the space I was about to go into. So I drove off to find another parking space and walked past his car and now he has two deep scratches in his... [more]
I had not seen this a****** in four years. He had been in the service. He parked his car on the street and I cut all four of them. The tires were beyond repair as I slashed them on the sides. Not sure what his reaction was when he tried to go to work.