We have this neighbor who will call the cops at the drop of a hat. Plus he keeps parking and blocking my driveway. I knew I had to come up with something really good. I watched his daily routine for about two weeks. Every Friday he got off work early and was home by noon time. He would go inside and eat the take out food he bought on the way home... [more]
I wanna see my wife get gangfucked and spermed
I was out walking my leashed dogs and my unleashed cat last night. I was just about to cross the street with all three animals. I noticed a speeding vehicle round the corner right before our street so I stopped. Luckily my cat stopped too because he’s not stupid. This vehicle then proceeded to take a right , speeding; directly in front of us where... [more]
I will f*** my step daughter when she's ready to f***. She already showing me that she wants to suck my c***.. I'm just waiting
I j****** into my female roommates daily face lotion because I want to c** on her face.
I know this might sound weird, as a revenge post, but here it goes. My family does a lot of fat shaming. I’ve been the target of it. They are fitness freaks and I’m not. I’m a bit overweight and am not worried about it, in fact I like my growing beer belly. A few weeks ago I went with a cousin who is in my opinion anorexic to a pool. ... [more]
Glenn Waddell needs to be burned at the stake.
My wife Lynn, was a virgin when we met at the age of 18, She had been touched by a guy but never penetrated, After 7 years of marriage I had an affair that she found out about. Her "revenge" was that I had to arrange for her to have a wild night of s**. I approached my cousin's wife asking for her help... [more]
At first school I was good friends with Thomas. I moved to a different school in the next town and didn't see him for about 5 years. The upper school took pupils from all over the area,all the towns fed into this upper school so there were people from all over the county.
When I joined,I met some of my old friends from first school,but they'd... [more]
Ok, so in my spam folder I have received an email from a Nigerian scammer,usual bullshit of how money has been awarded to me $250,000 from the IMF etc,they're paying me by western union and have already sent the daily maximum of $7500 ,all I need to do is follow the link and give my details for the rest if it......
If they don’t wanna date us then they can get the f*** out of our country and go back to that dessert below is that they came from. We are gonna build that wall and y’all not comin back. Adios putas
White men are the devil (the conservative ones)
I work at sea,my skipper is an ar.se.ho.le.
So, I volunteer to make him a tea when I'm on watch with him.
A special tea.
I spit in it,I itch my ar.se and rub my finger round the rim, and I on occasion put the teabag in my Gooch whilst waiting for the kettle to boil.
I have had them between my ar.se cheeks many a time,and have also... [more]
I have no regrets
My brother is a fagg liberal
And his wife was too hot not to f***
Nice ass big t*** curvy. Shes pregnant with my baby but we decided to let my cuck brother think its his i love [more]
My neighbor 'RUMA' was a CHUBBY GIRL & She was near by 8 years Older than me.
My age was 9 and we always play together. But soon after few months, She started cheating in every game we played. But whenever I protest, She just use Her Strength and pushed me back and then She run away.
But 1 day I have had enough and I started quarreling with... [more]
I confess that I want to kill my stepfather.
He hit me , my mother and my brother at least once.He manipulates my mother by saying that he kills himself or giving her the fault for everything.I ran away from him 3 times because he wanted to hit me.I have suicidal thoughts and an eating disorder because of him.He bullies my brother because hes... [more]
When we were teenagers, my mother remarried and in return I had a new step-brother. He was a older than me, and often vented his frustration on me verbally and sometimes physically.
I told our parents, but nobody did anything. I started asking my friends for help, and one day in school while he was picking on me my best friend then walked up to... [more]
If murder was legal i would cut my boss' throat or blow her f****** head off with no remorse. she's such a rude, nasty b****, the most f***** up attitude i've ever seen. if i found her on fire, i'd let... [more]
You looked down your nose at people like me back when you had a huge house, a boat, an SUV. Now all your worldy possessions have been completely cremated, and you're living out of a tent while keeping semi-warm in DONATED blankets.
Meanwhile, I'm enjoying a quiet morning listening to the rain in my warm, quiet, clean home with hot running... [more]
Our boss was a j*** so we were trying to figure out a way to get back at him. So one day we were working on a car that had a bunch of clothes in the trunk. They looked like no one really cared about them. My co worker Jim pulled out a nighty and I thought perfect. I took it and put in the passenger... [more]
F***, s***, what the h***, you are being such a f*****, this is what happens in my room.
I f****** hate my Step-Father (if i can call him that, he is in love with my mom and he lives with us) He thinks he can control the house and everyone needs to listen to him He hits my little brother (5 years old) like he is nothing just a puppet and my mother says it's completely fine At least... [more]
Two months before the big event, I accidentally read my wife’s email chain and texts between her and her s*** friend. They wanted to have a large party of friends at my house, where they would put rofy in my drink where I would be put to bed, but made to believe that I had screwed her
A neighborhood cat kept crapping on my lawn. Tried a number of things to deter it. After about the 50th time of clearing up that s***, I got tired, so I left out a bowl of antifreeze. Problem solved.😿
Never were good at conversations, but recently i just try to avoid them alltogether, even talking to another person annoys me to the point of wanting to wreck their face.And the only thing holding me back?Laws.The worst part is i have to still live with family that consists of parents, younger brother of age around 5(i am 21 at the moment of... [more]