Work Confessions

Things stick in my head and I can't forget

I got fired from two good companies. One for not learning the job and the other job for cussing. Both terminations hurt. I felt like a moron.
Ok I get a job I can keep and receive a small retirement from said job plus an annuity from two jobs where I worked ten years each. I get old get social security then my parents pass away and I... [more]

As a dominant employer, how can you persuade or force an employee

To be your ** and foot kisser and to anknowledge your superiority ?

I love japanase lady employers because i know they are dominant

And that by default , the nature of the relationship with the employee is based on dominaton and submission , this mean that a japanase lady employer only need the following suggestion to place the candy in the chake that is their relationship with an adoring employee, the suggestion is: find an employee that is particulary submissive and adoring... [more]

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The point is that the employer is really superior , really better

You should be ready to celebrate the superiority of your employer , lady employer if you are a male, and male employer if you are a female , by kissing it's feet , it's ** , letting him\her spit in your mouth , such the ** of the male employee if you are a... [more]

Getting fired, its your fault not the companys

I said something stupid at a great company and I got fired for it. I didn't have a leg to stand on. I said it. Maybe my experience can save someone elses job. Do not cuss or tell dirty jokes while at work. EVER. I did and I paid a bitter price.

My high school dropout brother actually makes a decent living

He quit school at age 16 and got a job sweeping metal filings and collecting them in a sheet metal factory. Low paying job but he was dedicated to the task. Years pass and he becomes manager of the recycling department. I squeakd through college and he makes as much money as I do.

I want to send her a ** toys and some ** thong **

I have a new boss and she is so ** hot it drives me crazy seeing her in those tight little skirts and high heels. her body is smoking hot and I am pretty sure a lot of my co workers go home and ** thinking about her. I would really like to... [more]

I keep getting letters from a company that fired me 17 years ago

Its retirement information. I worked there exactly six weeks before they informed me that I made so many mistakes that they had to let me go. I've received two letters from them one saying I got the first letter in error.
They need to keep better records. I made errors and they make errors. To [more]

Quit looking at her

I got fired unexpectedly for making mistakes or so she said. After i was leaving we made a brief eye contact. I broke off the eye contact because I knew the lady had all the cards and I had lost. Why give her the satisfaction of an unhappy face?

Thomas A. Edison

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

I resigned from a job because of my managers yelling

He would get red in the face when he was mad which was every day. He'd be on the phone and he would get so ** off at who he was talking to that he would start yelling HA LA LA HA LA LA NIN NIN NIN.
I was a new hire and apparently he didn't know how to do the job assigned to me hence he was... [more]

If you feel a nervous breakdown coming on at work by all means q

I made the mistake of sticking around in that situation and boy did I live to regret it.

Convesrsation with HR after I got fired and I complained to Corpo

I got fired for making too many mistakes but I had only been given three days training. After six weeks the HR lady had me in her office telling me that while everybody makes mistakes I was apparently making so many that they were going to terminate me.
I thought I was getting better myself. I had mastered a few things I had been having... [more]

Being told you aren't worth a ** and then they fire you

After many years of working at an Insurance company I was laid off for lack of work. I got a job at another company and they fired me for making too many mistakes. Basically at the termination they said in so many words I wasn't worth a **.
Five months later I got a job close to home where I... [more]

Powerful Artificial Intelligence AI

We're a group of nerds who are doing an AI to expose the lies of our politicians. It'll be so embarrassing that many will just want to leave their countries. It works in real-time. For the moment it's only in English and French. We're doing some trials. So far it's been very accurate.

Unexpected termination from work

I was working at a company in their mail room when a woman told me to be on the lookout for two packages as it was real important. I did indeed look for those packages and only one came. The lady accused me of misdirecting the other package and was so shrill about it and convinced that I had given someone else her package that she called HR. I... [more]

Paying the rent

I had a meaningless job and got laid off. It was a meaningless company. I couldn't keep up with my share of the rent and a friend gave me his couch and stayed there a few nights. I felt bad and found this place, a man was renting a room in his place and I told him I could pay. I figured I would find a job pretty quick, meaningless jobs are all... [more]

Broken Brained Adult

I am an adult with a learning disability.
I have ADHD & I do believe I am somewhere on the autism spectrum.
I get overwhelmed very easily & I have to learn things on a mixed level of visual, hands on, & straight from text.
And I hate myself for it because I was told repeatedly "it's not hard, you're just lazy. / Why can't you be like "X"?/ You... [more]

I Yelped my own job.

I don't have to worry about getting fired however. Quick explanation. I used an anagram generator, put in my full name and it gave out an anagram that definitely looked like a name belonging to someone from another country. Created a google account with the anagram, then created a yelp account with it. With that being said, let me explain why I... [more]

My husband agreed to share me with my boss

My husband is officially sharing me with my boss.
I'm 39 and have worked at this insurance agency for 12 years. My boss 52, lost his wife to ovarian cancer this past July and I can tell it's taking a toll on his mental and physical health. He's lost so much weight since she started treatments and he's always sad. Please don't think he was obese... [more]

Pink slipped, involuntartarily retired, canned, Prematurely retir

It all **. Getting fired is like having a wreck. So call it what you will Termination ** to high Heaven.

I tie my outie at work

I have a belly button that I can pull out into a outie and it feels really good to play with it and tie it.
For the last few years i tie it really tight in the morning before work.
It really starts hurting after a few hours and sometimes I have to untie it but its fun to think someone will notice and pull it lol
Ive only seen a few people... [more]

How a gay guy lost his job

He was caught performing ** on a younger co worker. A black girl saw them off in a corner and told their manager. The gay guy was fired. The boy was chastized by his father who was a manager there.

Get that hend off of me

My "hend" has been off of you for 51 years. Get out of my head you ugly little feminen **.

I John L B n do hereby resign

After I got cussed out for no good reason I resigned. This caused my manager to really start yelling but thank God I was about to be away from this lunatic.

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