A Funny confession
Today I was spanked for pissing in the baby's huminafiter. I did it again an hour later.
A Funny confession
Know those vibrating tooth brushes? the other side works perfect as a vibrator. sorry baby...
A Funny confession
My son were dropping milk teeths, and one ,he gave to me , to put in a glass of water, for the toothfairy to xchange it into money, but i swallowed it even before i had put it in water; stressed out i put it in my mouth thinking it was diet pills who I eat every day, all day long -carbo blockers...
I got him a few xtra toys, from the tooth... [more]
A Funny confession
I was peacefully asleep after a night of abusing drugs and women. Then I woke up at noon and decided to shit all over my self. Once I had shit myself I walked down the street and found a young boy. I pulled my pants down and grabbed at my loaded ass crack with my trembling sun spotted hands, and pulled out a handful of warm poo. The young lad got... [more]
A Funny confession
Today, I ate pizza that fell on the floor face down. The janitor saw me drop the slice. I just held on to the pizza until he left, then I moved in for a bite...
A Funny confession
One day i had accidently broke the frames to my favorite sunglasses so i decided to fix it with superglue… i put then on a little too soon and got them stuck on my face for a short while
A Funny confession
When ever i go swimming at the beach i always end up peeing in the ocean and i know a lot of people do it too (we just all act like it never happens) and yet i stil go to the beach and swim. so who's up for the beach??? lol
A Funny confession
When we were on vacation, me and my friends looked through your bag because we think that you have a dildo. We didn't find it, but we still think you have one. Next time we visit your house, we're going to look again. :-)
A Funny confession
...who didn't become famous. STUPID PARENT TRAP MOVIE!!!!!!
A Funny confession
Every time someone claimed @theemichaelcera was mike's real account, we laughed. he makes fun of these girls on his REAL account.
A Funny confession
I'm on the toilet with my laptop writing this, taking a good poop! ... told you not to read this ;)
A Funny confession
I think that all confessions post posters all the same. My friend and I write all the time and we can't tell the diffrence.
A Funny confession
This is Conk the Hagabar.
As of today Sunday 22th 20Ten your King of Conk-fessions is taking a long overdue break from the continuous conking. Confessions.net you may now rest at ease that the real conk will not conk you for some time, yes i have other things in my life that i need to attend to.
so Don't cry for me confessions sites the... [more]
