The birds and the bees and everything

I was twelve and I saw my mother having ** with a coworker. By 'saw' I mean I saw, from penetration to **. I stood in the doorway, he was oblivious to me, but my mother and I had eye contact the whole time. I got a lecture, and a warning, and told that when I had ** she was sure I wouldn't want an audience. I also got the whole birds and bees speech, and contraception, condoms and tampons. I was taken to a nurse who is a friend of my mothers for a full frontal view of a woman's intimate organs, with an explanation of every millimeter and it's sexual pleasure centers. I got a lesson on oral **, and ** **, on full penetration and stimulation. I was given a full sized ** and condoms to put on while my body was pinned down by a 200 pound bag. I got lessons on the proper way to wipe my ** after ** **, to how to enhance the 'males' experienced by 'surrendering'. I was left with one last warning, make sure he knows you want him to ** you.