All I can think about...

I was masturbating last night with my eyes closed and all I could picture was playing Halo, all I could think about was Master Chief... I got off pretty fast and now I'm terrified that I'll continue having gay fantasies of my favorite videogame. I am so f****** creepy...

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  • Dude wacking it to master chief isnt gay its F****** AWESOME!

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