Funny Confessions

PR Master

Hats off to you, PR master.
Master at building rapport with others...
and trying to find a common ground.
You have tried so very hard... for so very long.
Message received.
Point taken.
No lines were ever meant to be crossed...if you knew me a smidge...you would have known already...
Cheers! Hip, hip, hooray...for an awesome year... [more]

How to make.

Baby. aliv. food. weth. soup. and.

Do you ever just

Look at someone and wonder how they cannot kill themselves. It really brightens my day.

Nace like face

I have a very fat friend, let's call him Nace. Howell makes me laugh so much. But what really makes me laugh is when I think of him painted white and naked, it would be like he is a big Stay Puffed marshmallow man... Every time he makes me laugh then I think of this. I can't stop. It is bad... Should I let stay puffed kiss me again or tell... [more]

My sisters thong

My sister has a fat ass thats the only good thing aboit her so I once sniffed my sister's thong in the bathroom it smelled like s*** I began choking, I never have done it again since that day

S** addiction

Doesn't exist, it was made up by women with weak ass libidos and men looking for and excuse for their cheating period.

I'm not afraid to die.

Why would anyone want to live forever?

Just

Because u quote someone or put it into a meme doesn't mean that u aren't completely full of s***

Lolololol

At what point does political correctness just become plain censorship?

Steve jobs

Was an evil piece of s***....

The taste of water

You only see the things I want you to see. If you found everything you wouldn't think of me the same way again.

Ghost Adventures

I am secretly in Love with Zak Bagand and I cant stop watching the show Lol They are all kind of sexy!

ARMY

At Risk Male Youth

Conservatives

Are literally crazy trying the same s*** over and over but expecting different results.....

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