Funny Confessions

Dacked

We played a game called " Dacked " Aussie word for pants , It started as described here , getting the square heads and trying to get them naked and erect in front of a particular team of girls , they would go bright red , cry and carry on and we would all laugh .
From there however there were this core group of girls who were right into these... [more]

She'll regret that.

My wife and I have been together 4 years and married for 2, We live with 2 of my friends, They have the basement and we have the upstairs. We all went out last night and my wife had been drinking a bit more than normal, I looked over and she was asleep at the table with her head resting on her hand, I woke her up and she was completely incoherent... [more]

Wearing sisters panties

It all started out when it was my turn to do laundry .I was taking clothes out of the dryer when i felt my sisters panties they were nice and soft ,i decided to try them on they felt wonderful ,As i was standing folding more laundry i didnt hear my sister come to get some of her clothes , she laughed and asked if i like them . I said oh sorry... [more]

Asking for undies

I love wearing panties . Friday night at a bar i asked a girl for her panties .she asked me why i wanted them so i told her to wear them that way i would feel close to you she smiled and then whispered in my ear that she will be back in a few minutes sure enough about 5 mins later she came back handed me her panties and told me she wants to see me... [more]

Kicking boys in the b****

Any girls that would love to kick me in the nuts so I'll shut the f*** up about it I'll even let you kick me as hard as you want? I'll put a comment for each answer.

Girls Rule

Girls can be really awesome and really smart but face it us boys are weak at times. I really like it when girls kick me in the b**** especially to put me but in place. I wish i could get a girl to kick me in the nuts. Any girls that love kicking boys in the [more]

Love making my mother in law mad.

I love to do things that set her off. She is a died in the wool conservative. I love p****** her off saying things that will get her. She hates curse words so I try and use them all the time. My wife will tell me to put a sock in it. The word she hates the most is the big C word. Yes the word C U... [more]

My Delusional Cousin

My cousin thinks she is a mermaid. She is 22 years old, and will tell you right to your face that she has been a mermaid since she was 11 years old, when she used a youtube spell to turn herself into one. She constantly wears a pearl necklace because that's where all her mermaid power is stored, and if it breaks, she will fall ill or possibly die... [more]

Whos' Your Daddy?

I'm probably your father. I use to f*** your momma when her husband went to work each morning. He left out the front door and I came in the back door. Your momma made me good meals like fried chicken and chicken fried steak. Then she led me up stairs and I [more]

Stuffing panties

I read a lot about men that like to stiff women panties. My question to women do you ever stiff men’s underwear

ED the warehouse man

There once was a warehouse man named ED. Who use to eat anything he was feed. He sat on a shelf as he ate himself and his a** h*** went to his head !!!! Wasn't that GRAND!!

Setting records part two.

Well...Here is part two as promised.
As I said I work in the oil patch and I end up traveling around a lot, I do ok with the girls and usually end up finding some trashy tramp to take home any time I go looking for one, I went to a small town and grabbed a hotel room, About an hour from where we were working but it was the closest place and I... [more]

Setting records part one.

20ish years ago I had an experience I would never have guessed I would be able to say was number 2 on my list of top encounters and last weekend I topped it, I'll start with that one and go from there, By the way I don't care if you think this is bull or not, It happened so eat your hearts out.
When I was 20 I was working up in northern Canada in... [more]

Girls kicking boys in the b****

I love getting dominated by girls. Any girls love kicking boys in the b****? Why?

Mother took me to Victoria's Secret.

Mom caught me in her expensive lingerie one day. She wasn't really too angry it's just that I was too large for her things. Also I left my c** in her French undies. She saved some cash for my back to school clothes but insisted we go "girl shopping". Mom had me change my underwear and replace it with a... [more]

Sexual behavior

I really like getting kicked in the b**** by girls that are dominate it turns me on. Any girls confess they are into this as well. Some girls told me they think its funny cause how much pain we are in that why you girls laugh at us. And that also cause how we scream and grab ourselves and fall to the... [more]

Kicking b****

I have been interested into getting girls that doing CBT. How many of you girls are trying to find boys that are into it? Does it turn you on?

Is it just me?

I don't know about any of you lot, but do you ever see a woman first thing in the morning,be it driving to work or in a shop/petrol station, and wonder how everything is down there?
Like, what kind of knickers she's wearing,or most importantly for my imagination, whether she has showered that morning before leaving,or is her pu$$y still hot and... [more]

Looks like a fun night

I went out with friends the other night and my wife had a hot tub party with some girlfriends to celebrate a certain something, Anyway I get home at 2:00am and there is s*** everywhere, Clothes and girls and food and booze, Her older sister is passed out sitting up on the couch, Wrapped in a towel... [more]

Fetish posters are so needy! LOL

Here's a fun trick I recently discovered. Troll a newer post from one of the resident one-trick ponies around here (by "troll" I mean "leave a comment expressing the contempt they deserve"). An almost identical new post will appear within a week. Yes, they really are that immature, and need attention that badly! It's hilarious in a sick way.

Sexual behavior

Why do you girls think its funny to kick a boy in the b****?

Pier 60,Clearwater beach,Florida

Last year I was at Clearwater beach,Fla, and was having a great time,weather was gorgeous and the women were out in their bikinis,
Anyway, I needed a poo.
I went to the toilets on the beach at pier 60,found a stall, went in and did my business.
This is where it went wrong. After hearing about a nsfw prank, I firstly removed enough loo roll... [more]

Tiny Italian girl

Broke up with my long time girlfriend 6 months ago and moved into a basement apartment near Bristol, Pa., its in the rear of a private house. Its small and old fashioned but affordable for me. They built a half assed wall that blocks off their laundry room from my apartment. It seems to be a single layer of paneling with no insulation and I can... [more]

Bet she wishes she stayed home.

Last Saturday night some friends and I were hanging out drinking, Another friend showed up around 12:30 with a girl he had picked up at the bar, At first we were all like WTF??? She was not his normal skinny, blonde, flat chested girl that you usually see him with, He usually picks up pretty hot girls but they are all very similar looking. She is... [more]

Billet moms

I play junior hockey and if you know anything about it when you get drafted to a junior team from a different town you end up with what's called a billet family, Usually a family who is involved in hockey to one level or another but sometimes not, I had heard stories from my brother who played until the idiot got drunk and crashed his dirtbike... [more]

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