Q: What do you call a black man with no arms?
Q: What does a black child get for Christmas?
A: Your bike
Q: Why do blacks smell so bad?
A: So the blind can hate them too.
Q: Why don't blacks & Hispanics procreate(breed)
A: No one wants a child that can't get a job and is too lazy to... [more]
I was with my friends (Girls) and one of my friends brothers groped me and the boys sister got cross and tied him up andxsaid i could kick and fiddle with his p**** and b**** but i kicked him and i loved it and it was hard. He was screaming but no one... [more]
I'm a guy who masturbates regularly when my girlfriend is out of the house. A few times I masturbated into kleenex and threw it in the bathroom garbage can.
The dog eats everything including her own crap, so on a few occasions she pulled the kleenex out of the garbage can, ripped it apart and licked all of my sperm off it, leaving a mess of... [more]
When i was in class one day, a person told another person they were a douchebag. then my teacher walked into the class room and the people were still calling each other douchebags. then my teacher sat every body down and abruptly told us what a d********* actually was... you should have seen... [more]
I am a middle aged woman. I was wearing my gym clothes (tight, revealing, you know) and a boy, prepubescent, maybe ten years old, skinny, shaggy hair started taking pictures of me. I kept walking, but he kept following. I asked him multiple times to stop following me and taking pictures. Eventually, I treated the boy like a man and kicked him... [more]
I work for rich family who are very racist and mean. I'm there gardener. They pay me nothing, yell at me and say they will have me sent back to my country, even though i'm an American and speak good english. They make fun of me for being fat and call me racist names.like (speedy gonzales) So yesterday I was working in the garden. My stomach really... [more]
Don't be shy people , we are all anoymous here :D
It's really weird but, since I was 10, I LOVED to get kicked in the b****. My first experience was when I stole a toy off my sister or something, then she kicked me, right in the nuts. I loved it, but haven't had the guts to tell anyone but my female cousin and sister. If any girls are out there... [more]
Who likes to get kicked in the b****
When god is floating overhead and not talking to you yet you think he is speaking to you. You look over your shoulder but it's only sunlight on a street corner and not a soul in sight. You thought you heard your name didn't you? Don't deny it.
I'm a lesbian girl in middle school. I don't like boys. I don't have them as friends. They're bad, disruptive and stupid. (Science has shown girls are smarter than boys) But I sure love kicking them in their nuts lol. They go from being so bold and tough to curling up on the floor crying and clutching their sack lol One little kick in their gross... [more]
This past Saturday my Mrs and I went to Kingston shopping centre,she had freshly shaved p****,no panties,scrappy sandells and pleated mini-skirt,rode the escalators in the crowded shopping centre,puffy p**** on view to anybody behind us on the... [more]
After I've finished, my girlfriend doesn't ever let me pull it out and roll over. She makes me lay on top of her and stay inside of her as I drift off to sleep and slowly shrink. I'm always jolted awake by her startled shriek of delight as my limpness eventually plops out of her concealing warmth.
Whenever i am out in my car and i see a homeless person out begging for $ on a corner or the side of the street i always flip them off