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I love it when girls kick me in the nuts

I love it when a girl rams her foot into my b****, i love the idea of a chick grabbing them and dragging me to the ground by my nuts, i love being humiliated, laying on the ground clutching my nads while the stronger s** stands above me and laughs

Eating a womens a******

I love eating a womans a******
After a shower of course.
The smell of it especially first thing in the morning.
I enjoy sucking a womans a******.
When it's really hairy It can taste kind of sour/light tart taste. Which leaves a bitter taste... [more]

My older neighbor

I own a lakefront cabin and have become freinds with a guy down the lake about 8 cabins, I wander down and have a beer with him once in a while and instead of walking down the road I walk down the lake front, I have made sure to stop and make sure it is cool with each of the people who own cabins between us and they have all said it is fine with... [more]

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Kick in the b****

Girls, any of you interested in kicking me in the b****? I need someone that lives in the oregon area tho.

Cunny

Being a father is a tough task but being a father of 3 girls who still leave with you can be more of a job. For a while I had insecurities and was always worried about where they were,what they were doing and with who?..basically all those fatherly thoughts and even the nasty ones  trust me all those thoughts can be close to driving you crazy. My... [more]

Girls wanting to kick me in the b****

I love getting my b**** kicked. Any girls into this lol.

I saw a little toddler boy hit in the nuts and found it funny

Every woman finds it funny when a man gets hit in the b****. Sorry, fellas, it’s just funny to watch a big, tough guy curl up in a little ball, roll around and clutch himself after taking a kick. Its basically become a part of culture, and that’s okay, because it’s okay to laugh at adults in pain. I have to confess though, that yesterday I saw a... [more]

I am a lesbian In middle who kicks boys in the b**** lol

I'm a lesbian girl in middle school. I don't like boys. I don't have them as friends. They're bad, disruptive and stupid. (Science has shown girls are smarter than boys so they’re literally inferior) But I sure love kicking them in their nuts lol. They go from being so bold to curling up on the floor crying and clutching their [more]

Girlfriend wants to kick my b****..

My girlfriend (21) confessed she wants to kick me in the b****.
We were having a rerun of Endgame. It came up when Gamora kneed Star Lord. She just said it doesn't hurt that bad, does it? I just ended up changing the subject.
She told me that she has a strange liking for it and would like to... [more]

News Media Drops Greta Thurnberg

I too grow tired of the news media and their overkill, one topic reporting on the covid virus. However I always look for the silver lining with hope and gratitude. I am happy to report that throughout this crisis reporting I have not seen the angry, scowling face of teen eco sensation Greta Thurnberg since the media leaped into full time covid... [more]

The Witch Doctor Will See You Now?

There's a nutjob spamming about a Dr Obudu and his love spells wtf XD I've never seen something so stupid in my entire life. Oh god, please tell me that is a joke or some kind of elaborate scam! I'm f****** dying of laughter, seriously what the f***... [more]

Lovely afternoon

Yesterday I came home from nightshift at 7:30 in the morning, I was supposed to be heading to my parents after work but that all changed so my room mate wasn't expecting me home. I had her move in 6 months ago and she is a friend of a friend of a friend who needed a place after splitting with her boyfreind and it was supposed to be short term but... [more]

Kick in the b****

Would any of you girls want to kick me in the b****? And with what shoes?

I love to carry girls on my shoulders

I want to carry girls on my shoulders, but I can not find a girl who likes to be carried

Biking o*****

I was riding a motorbike with my bf. I was wearing a loose skirt and a pair of thong underneath and no bra. As my naked crotch was rubbing against the seat from time to time I pressed my loin tight on the seat. OMG! the sheer vibration of the motor and the speed was sending sensational trickle against my crotch and I lean forward a bit resting my... [more]

Sleeping pills hipnotise you

A friend was here and asked what the medicine in a bottle was and mom said it was sleeping pills. He asked if she would wake up if someone messed with her and she asked what kind of messed with. He said like feel you up and have s** with you and she asked why he wanted to know that. He was just... [more]

I tease my classmate with my belly button

I find it funny that my classmate can't look away from my belly button. I get looks sometimes but he is always waiting for me to show it. To tease him I stretch a little while yawning or pretend that I need to look at it or put a pen in it. After all my teasing I'll let him poke it if he asks

I don't believe any of these confessions are real

These confessions on this site crack me up. I've been on for, maybe, an hour. Everywhere you turn, you see a bunch of incest, pedos, b********* posts, femboys, and stomach fetishes. I don't believe any of them are real. People just want the "wow" factor and the upvotes. It's really sad, but... [more]

When you quit looking.

I just read a confession from a hapless fellow that was inundated with married women that wanted his services, but alas, no single women were knocking on his door proposing marriage. He was afraid his biological clock was ticking down and he may never produce offspring of his own that he could raise.
This is my advice to him.
Resign... [more]

Extra Credit in School

Early 1969 I was a junior in high school. One Saturday afternoon I was going down the highway to another town in my ‘66 GTO’ when I drove up behind a friend’s mustang.
It was going slower than normal and the gal sitting in the middle of the seat with his arm around her didn’t look like his girlfriend from behind.
I started to pass and... [more]

I may have ghosted a girl unintentionally

I work at a job where I travel frequently and I didn't tell a girl I was talking to about this. When I am away on business I don't usually bring my personal phone with me (only my work phone) because I don't have a data roaming plan.
Anyways, I left for about a week and came back to a couple dozen texts (most were her sending hey or how are... [more]

S** in the open

D****** in the UK is more or less common in certain areas. It is sexual kinks, quickies etc with known persons or strangers in isolated areas in the evening to late at night. I was traveling with my bf from London to Durham and was really looking forward to have [more]

Tickled for rent

I let my landlord tickle me.
It started when I needed time to pay one month, he was surprisingly cool about it. He asked if I was ticklish and I am so we agreed that I would just have to sit and let him tickle my feet for awhile. It was fun and I paid him a few weeks later.
I am normally good at paying on time but a few months later I asked... [more]

Sans undertale

It's a beautiful day outside.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
On days like these, kids like you...
Should be burning in h***.
Turn around kid, it'd be a crime,
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you,
so don't step over that line,
Or else, friend, you're gonna have a... [more]

Good for her

My wife and I had a gathering at our place last night, My is 32, I am 34 and my wife's 40 year old sister was there and she was going to stay the night, My wife and I don't have any and don't plan on any kids but her sister has had 4, She is a very pretty, Short, Brunette girl.
As the night wore on my wifes sister who is divorced for the last two... [more]

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