Funny Confessions

I'm a lesbian who loves kicking boys in their b**** lol

I'm a lesbian girl in middle school. I don't like boys. I don't have them as friends. They're bad, disruptive and stupid. (Science has shown girls are smarter than boys) But I sure love kicking them in their nuts lol. They go from being so bold and tough to curling up on the floor crying and clutching their sack lol One little kick in their gross... [more]

My Mrs,scrappy sandells,mini-skirt and escalators

This past Saturday my Mrs and I went to Kingston shopping centre,she had freshly shaved p****,no panties,scrappy sandells and pleated mini-skirt,rode the escalators in the crowded shopping centre,puffy p**** on view to anybody behind us on the... [more]

Staying Inside

After I've finished, my girlfriend doesn't ever let me pull it out and roll over. She makes me lay on top of her and stay inside of her as I drift off to sleep and slowly shrink. I'm always jolted awake by her startled shriek of delight as my limpness eventually plops out of her concealing warmth.

Every time

Whenever i am out in my car and i see a homeless person out begging for $ on a corner or the side of the street i always flip them off

PR Master

Hats off to you, PR master.
Master at building rapport with others...
and trying to find a common ground.
You have tried so very hard... for so very long.
Message received.
Point taken.
No lines were ever meant to be crossed...if you knew me a smidge...you would have known already...
Cheers! Hip, hip, hooray...for an awesome year... [more]

How to make.

Baby. aliv. food. weth. soup. and.

Do you ever just

Look at someone and wonder how they cannot kill themselves. It really brightens my day.

Nace like face

I have a very fat friend, let's call him Nace. Howell makes me laugh so much. But what really makes me laugh is when I think of him painted white and naked, it would be like he is a big Stay Puffed marshmallow man... Every time he makes me laugh then I think of this. I can't stop. It is bad... Should I let stay puffed kiss me again or tell... [more]

My sisters thong

My sister has a fat ass thats the only good thing aboit her so I once sniffed my sister's thong in the bathroom it smelled like s*** I began choking, I never have done it again since that day

S** addiction

Doesn't exist, it was made up by women with weak ass libidos and men looking for and excuse for their cheating period.

I'm not afraid to die.

Why would anyone want to live forever?

Just

Because u quote someone or put it into a meme doesn't mean that u aren't completely full of s***

Lolololol

At what point does political correctness just become plain censorship?

Steve jobs

Was an evil piece of s***....

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