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I'd rather ** off than take ** from a woman
I'm so sick of bitchy and flighty women I prefer to ** off rather than deal with them. Besides my ** is better than any woman for the following reasons:
My ** never gives me any **.
It's always up for **. None of that I'm not in the mood **.
I don't need to take my ** to a fancy restaurant or buy it flowers to have ** with it.
My ** would never try to make me watch a dumb chick flick.
My ** never says stupid stuff.
It would never cheat on me.
My ** doesn't need any ** foreplay. It's ready right from the get go.
My ** won't go and get pregnant on me.
It doesn't take two hours to paint its face with dumb make up.
I don't have to meet my **'s parents.
My ** doesn't care if I make zero dollars or a million.
My ** will never hire a divorce lawyer to cost me an arm and a leg in Divorce court.
I'm sick of bitchy and flighty MEN who THINK they're women. Why do f@ggots love so much to embody the worst female qualities, and then expect applause for it?
I-N-C-E-L
not all girls are like that girls like me just want u to remember our name and i can nvr get enough ** my bf cant keep up.and parents meh who needs em
I'm in the same boat. Who needs the hassles of an annoying when your ** will never let you down on give you any **!