The lady above me

I'm a college senior living in a off campus apartment.. There is a single lady who is in her 40's who lives above me.. Everyday when I come home she is smoking a cigarette on her porch directly above my apartment.. Each time I see her I just want her to know that if she gave me the chance I would f*** her until she couldn't stand. She isn't even extremely attractive but I still want to f*** her until everyone in the apartment building can hear her screaming from pleasure. I want to asked her but I don't want her to says no and think of me as a creep. What should my move been if any?

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  • You are both adults, but find out a little more. Is she divorced? Have a jealaous bf? When I was in college I had a real cute girl live across the hall from me, off campus. One night I made way too much spaghetti, knocked on her door and asked if she wanted some. Her and her roommate came over and we all shared dinner. It never when anywhere but it was a good ice-breaker.

  • As an older woman I know that it is sometimes a desire to have a youger guy want you. I think of it as a compliment. You need to start joining her on that porch somehow. Tell her you would like to join her for a smoke (even if you don't smoke) but you have no more cigarettes. That may open the door for the rest of your story!

  • Go for it. talk to her. drink a beer with her while she's outside already... I think she'll go for it

  • The easiest way to get her to say no would be to ask her outright. become her friend first.

  • Roofie

  • Have you tried just getting friendly and chatting with her? Like you would when trying to get to know any woman? Say hi, how are you tonight, my name is...etc. This isn't rocket science ya know. Can't get into her pants until you take that chance and see where things go.

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