Best friends best friend.

My best friend ashley whom ive been friends with for several years, her best friend dylan is a man w****. hes chubby but cute in the face and I knew this. I was the ONLY friend of hers who HASNT f***** dylan yet,. ANYWAY. I met ashley and dylan at his party at the bar I was sober he was drunk and I asked him if he needed a ride home. he said yes I drove him home. He asked me to come in. SO I did I was so tired i fell asleep, he wanted to f***. I said no I have more respect for myself then that, and I know all what your about sorry. so he got furious with me called me a b****. && I was out. Peace bro. Long story short when I left his house I slashed two of his tires. I also had a handy spray can in my back seat. I sprayed on his car (white cadillac) "thanks for the herpes mother f*****." Then I went home smiling,.

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  • Sorry but i think you woke up with his d*** in your p**** mouth or ass U_U

  • But that's not what really happened is it?

    You fell asleep and woke up with him messing with you. You acted like you were asleep as he finally finished what he was doing and passed out.

    Then you quietly left, feeling dirty and mad. You then come on here and confess what you wish you had done.

  • Lol,that was funny.....

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