Best friends best friend.
My best friend ashley whom ive been friends with for several years, her best friend dylan is a man w****. hes chubby but cute in the face and I knew this. I was the ONLY friend of hers who HASNT f***** dylan yet,. ANYWAY. I met ashley and dylan at his party at the bar I was sober he was drunk and I asked him if he needed a ride home. he said yes I drove him home. He asked me to come in. SO I did I was so tired i fell asleep, he wanted to f***. I said no I have more respect for myself then that, and I know all what your about sorry. so he got furious with me called me a b****. && I was out. Peace bro. Long story short when I left his house I slashed two of his tires. I also had a handy spray can in my back seat. I sprayed on his car (white cadillac) "thanks for the herpes mother f*****." Then I went home smiling,.