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So I was having ** this weekend with

So I was having ** this weekend with this **. She was open to me inserting ** beeds in her **. So I did so. So for a little while I ** her ** while she had ** beeds in her **. It was fun. Then when I pulled out the beeds I got a surprise. They were covered in **. Thinking about it now, it's not all that surprising. But at the time it was. So I take the beeds and throw them in the shower and go back to have my ** sucked.

So the next morning I go to get in the shower. I forget the beeds are there covered in ** and turn on the water and walk awa. I come back to find an inch of diry ** water in the tube. I almost puked. LOL....

Anyways...always ** a girl in the ** with beeds but never put them in the shower. Thats the moral of the story.

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    • and what does ROFLCHOPTER stand for?

    • "Then when I pulled out the beeds I got a surprise. They were covered in **." You were surprised about that? You do know thats where ** comes from right?

    • That story was riveting and well-told. Hehehe.

    • lmmfao

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    • WTF is a beed

    • **

    • lol....not i'm not...its just how ** happened that night

    • ..WOW...U ARE DISTURBED IN SO MANY WAYS.

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