I masturbated with one of the big

^ get a life seriously.....

come on if you think about it all i ever did was come on this site to make fun of people and sign my signature, i never asked anyone for attention you ** dumasses fell for my comments,if you really want me to stop and leave why do u all comment back on my comments???it only postpones my retirement to this site and you can all thank that lady who ** her dog for getting me on here,my friend told me about this site to rag on that ** and look what my visit turned into, all you have to do to get me to leave is to shut the ** up ,you dumasses,but you know like you people said im just a dumass so i wont be able to understand your resond comments and to the sicology major i know that you are going to say something about me saying shut the ** up,like im getting annoyed or something and come on i am getting aliitle annoyed because i only want to rag on people not have to talk to retards like you, and now you are guna say something about me getting annoyed,but now that i said that you arent and you are guna find something else to say about this comment or something about bonnie,so please man just dont say anything becasue i know what ur guna say so there is no point in saying it, like something stupid about manboobs, coke,or doritos it doesnt really matter because i go home to get ** and i have a good job with a family so i dont need a ** like you telling me what i know ur guna say.you are going to tell me that you have a better life then me and describe it and im guna cus u out and we are guna go on for months so im asking please shutup cus we think alike we know what the other is guna say and i know now your guna make fun of this hole thing so lets hear the bs...
***bonnie&clyde***

use ur brother ** instead

i second the awesome

you wana use my sharpie???
***be real *****

haha nice

haha awesome, please continue with this