I have the greenest yard in the

I have the greenest yard in the neighborhood. When my neighbors are at work I use their water and hose to water my yard. Once I poisoned my neighbors yard because it was looking better than mine.

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  • that is so funny,my neighbors get mad at me because my lawn looks like s*** and i never clean up my dog's p***!

  • come on if you think about it all i ever did was come on this site to make fun of people and sign my signature, i never asked anyone for attention you f****** dumasses fell for my comments,if you really want me to stop and leave why do u all comment back on my comments???it only postpones my retirement to this site and you can all thank that lady who f***** her dog for getting me on here,my friend told me about this site to rag on that b**** and look what my visit turned into, all you have to do to get me to leave is to shut the f*** up ,you dumasses,but you know like you people said im just a dumass so i wont be able to understand your resond comments and to the sicology major i know that you are going to say something about me saying shut the f*** up,like im getting annoyed or something and come on i am getting aliitle annoyed because i only want to rag on people not have to talk to retards like you, and now you are guna say something about me getting annoyed,but now that i said that you arent and you are guna find something else to say about this comment or something about bonnie,so please man just dont say anything becasue i know what ur guna say so there is no point in saying it, like something stupid about manboobs, coke,or doritos it doesnt really matter because i go home to get p**** and i have a good job with a family so i dont need a f***** like you telling me what i know ur guna say.you are going to tell me that you have a better life then me and describe it and im guna cus u out and we are guna go on for months so im asking please shutup cus we think alike we know what the other is guna say and i know now your guna make fun of this hole thing so lets hear the bs...
    ***bonnie&clyde***

  • Ohhh rebel!! Fukin h*** ***bonnie&clyde***

  • are u wite

  • Get a life
    ~DIVA23~

  • NOOOO...REALLY

  • i think your a little obsessed with your lawn.

  • shut the f*** up and go jerkoff you f****** c********** peace of s*** m************ white b****
    ***bonnie&clyde***

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