Things my wife doesn't know
That I am a closet homosexual.
Any time I can manage it, I go to my gay next door neighbor's house.
My neighbor gives way better head than my wife does.
I absolutely adore taking a d*** in my ass.
That I have f***** 2 female coworkers repeatedly (not at the same time or even both from the same workplace).
One of those coworkers I f***** and then went home and f***** my wife immediately after that.