As I was reading this book on my IKEA
As I was reading this book on my IKEA Lov seat while eating dinner, I realized that I was eating all condiments and no food. And then it hit me...
My life is a complete sham. It's all a sham. It's just a sham. Every bit of it is either a sham or very shamlike. Nothing I have ever done was done without the way that I did it. I can't trust myself, any more. This is it.
- Hestacley Tairs