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Mondays are hard! The cat laughs at me
Mondays are hard! The cat laughs at me, sitting, mocking, plotting!! What is he thinking? He better be careful the last pet who got too big for his proverbial boots got the toilet treatment. RIP bubbles!! Maybe i need a bigger toilet! Tick Tock Tick Tock. OH ** NINE O'CLOCK !! Time for my mineral water bath. Care to join me MR HARRISON??
michael?
cats are evil **, just kick it and laugh back
Maybe you would not be so paranoid if you just relaxed and took up masturbation.