I am awesome. There is no other way to put it. When I wake up in the morning, all the mirrors in the house break because, as every one of my friends and family knows, mirrors cannot reflect this amount of awesomeness. Everyone at work can tell that I'm walking in because they can see the awesomeness radiating off of my entire body. Angels cry at the sight of me. Demons flee when they see the rays of awesomeness. God is jealous of me. I'm just that awesome

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  • You are so f****** awesome! I stand in awe of awesomeness! I bow before the light of your awesomeness! I kiss the feet of your awesomeness!

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