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I love kicking my brother in the **
I love hitting my little brother in the **! Sometimes I'll do it when he annoys me but most of the time I do it just for fun haha! I love catching him by surprise with a good kick from behind or a punch that he never saw coming. I reckon I must get his ** several times every day lol. My mum told me not to do it as he might not be able to have children... oh well haha! One day when he was younger he had joggers on but with no boxers underneath. He soon realised that was a mistake!
Yes on occasion, it's not a regular occurrence, it's more common for them to get him when he's got his pyjamas on. One time, he was in the shower and unfortunately (for him) the shower door doesn't lock. We decided to sneak in on him for fun. My 3 year old opened the bathroom door and we quickly opened the shower door. He tried covering himself but we pushed his hands away. The girls then had some fun flicking, slapping and pinching his nuts! He was very embarrassed and tried to stop them but he couldn't! Poor lad although hilariously, his thing got hard!
Another time my 8 year old went into his bedroom one day after school. He was getting changed and happened to have his socks and boxers on. She quickly punched him in the nuts and down he went!
This morning as he was getting ready to go to school, my 3 year old went to give him a hug but very accurately punched him in the nuts! I'm not sure if she did it on purpose or not (based on her reaction) but it was absolutely hilarious! He dropped to his knees for a few moments before he found the strength to go off to school! Poor boy! 🤣
Did the girls ask why his ** got hard? Did they play with it at all?
Yes they asked and my 3 year old was a bit scared! I explained to them and they all touched his thing, ran their fingers along his length and moved it around. They all had fun and all giggled as it bounced around and twitched on its own! It's not the only time they've played with his thing either!
Can you tell me about the other times they played with his thing?
There was one time he was sitting on the sofa watching TV with my 3 year old and the other two walked up to him and randomly asked if they could see his thing. At first he said no but after some careful persuading, he agreed. He pulled his trousers and boxers down so they could see. He wasn't hard but it started twitching very quickly! They all touched it and had a little play with it.
Another day they all went into his room to wake him up one morning. They discovered a lump in his pyjama bottoms. He had morning wood! They pulled his trousers down and again all had a little play with it. I think that time he came very close...
I might teach them how to one day...!