Walken, My Love Rival.

How can I compete with Walken? If you loved me, I would no longer love you, because I love you because you love Walken.

Today I put on "Weapon Of Choice" and sat in the shower and cried.

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  • i sit in the shower and cry too

  • Walken, Walken, Walken

  • "Weapon of Choice" IS great... Perhaps if I could dance like that, my love would no longer be unrequited? I'm already considering plastic surgery in order to look more like the Walken...*Sigh*

  • ^not buying it

  • ^ It's only code used to talk about you if your name is Christopher Walken.

  • walken is just code used to talk about me. i'm magnificent. go ahead, prove me wrong :P

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